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Missionary, doggy-style #1288555 05/26/05 05:20 AM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 9,065 The E.L. M MapOfTaziFoSho OP Hard-core CEG'er
OP MapOfTaziFoSho Hard-core CEG'er M Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 9,065 The E.L.	Spooning, leapfrog, cowgirl, horizontal reverse, helicopter, drilling for oil....etc etc...what is your favorite!? Will this get locked? Prob, but for 5-10 minutes tonight we can all have a good laugh! For a second I thought the sleeping position thread was this and then well here we go!! Born again on 04/09/06 FOR SALE: Moonroof glass and motor MB sunshade PM ME!

Re: Missionary, doggy-style #1288556 05/26/05 05:24 AM
Joined: May 2002 Posts: 3,345 Land of the Newfs B Bullet Hard-core CEG'er
Bullet Hard-core CEG'er B Joined: May 2002 Posts: 3,345 Land of the Newfs	It's all good. 1996 MM Zetec, ATX 192000 kms...not dead, but I'm not fixing it White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

Re: Missionary, doggy-style #1288557 05/26/05 05:24 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 5,600 Ocala, FL K KingpinSVT Addicted CEG\'er
KingpinSVT Addicted CEG\'er K Joined: May 2003 Posts: 5,600 Ocala, FL	thats what i thought when i first saw that other thread. wobbly H anyone? #4559 of 6535 born on Feb 17, 1998 Black 1998.5 CSVT FOR SALE [cleaning house]: SVT rear swaybar. Reasonable offer and its yours!

Re: Missionary, doggy-style #1288558 05/26/05 05:24 AM
Joined: May 2004 Posts: 9,872 Pakistan, MA G Goonz SVT Addicted CEG\'er
Goonz SVT Addicted CEG\'er G Joined: May 2004 Posts: 9,872 Pakistan, MA	Originally posted by Bullet: It's all good. #0009

Re: Missionary, doggy-style #1288559 05/26/05 06:05 AM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,087 Livonia, Michigan, USA B Bronco_WRX Hard-core CEG\'er
Bronco_WRX Hard-core CEG\'er B Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,087 Livonia, Michigan, USA	Polish bike ride Matt 2002 Subaru Impreza WRX (WRB Stage 4+) Old Rides: 1999 Sil-Fro SVT Contour 3.0L with goodies (Totalled 6/21/06) 1988 Bronco II (Sold) You know you launch hard when you beat oncoming traffic through their own crosswalk lines.

Re: Missionary, doggy-style #1288560 05/26/05 06:11 AM
Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 656 J jmgilman Veteran CEG\'er
jmgilman Veteran CEG\'er J Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 656	wobbly H? polish bikeride...?? um...explain! haha '99 T-red SVT w/ some mods

Re: Missionary, doggy-style #1288561 05/26/05 06:30 AM
Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 3,395 Hanover Park, Illinois, USA T TaurusKev Hard-core CEG\'er
TaurusKev Hard-core CEG\'er T Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 3,395 Hanover Park, Illinois, USA	This reminds me of South Park.... on the condom usage episode Mr. Garrison: Okay, children, now I wanna review the different sexual positions. Who can tell me which sexual positions we talked about? Filmore: [raises his hand] Miss'nary position? Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] Missionary position, good. A little boring, but tried and true. What else? Girl: Doggie? Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] That's right. Doggie style we went over, mhm. Boy: Pile driver? Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] Uh huh, pile driver position. Good, Quaid. Sally: The Filthy Sanchez? Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] Yes, good Flora, you remembered the Filthy Sanchez. Boy 2: Hot Karl? Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] Yes,you can give your partner the ol' Hot Karl, sure. or the ending: Mr. Garrison: Okay children, so what other sexual positions have we talked about? Yeah, the wrap-around butt grab. Sure, can't forget that. Uh huh, reverse cowgirl. Good, Kevin. Hot Lunch, sure, she likes that. Donkey Punch, uh huh. Glass-bottom boat. Good one, yes. Fish-eye. Good, Jenny. Chili dog. Mm-hm. Former owner of a 1995 Ford Contour GL w/ 2.0L ATX Proud owner of a 2005 Ford Taurus SE 3.0L V6 Vulcan --Looking for Commodore stuff (Drives, Units, Amiga, games, etc)If anyone has any of this laying around and wants it gone, lemme know --

Re: Missionary, doggy-style #1288562 05/26/05 07:02 AM
Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,361 Oak Harbor, WA S shotwell_dup1 Hard-core CEG\'er
shotwell_dup1 Hard-core CEG\'er S Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,361 Oak Harbor, WA	Some people's kids '98 SVT Contour, in at least 639 pieces 4 Speed MTX...synchro and shift fork replacement in progress

Re: Missionary, doggy-style #1288563 05/26/05 07:55 AM
Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,578 Rochester, MN T Tour_Racer00 Hard-core CEG\'er
Tour_Racer00 Hard-core CEG\'er T Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,578 Rochester, MN	Originally posted by shotwell: Some people's kids Hehe Alex 00 T-Red/Tan SVTC #1964/2150 167 HP @6800 153 TQ @3000 Sold- 98 'Tour SE 24V 5-spd 149 HP @5900 148 LB FT @4300

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