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Oh, speaking of cooking. When I used to work at this little fast food place i was in the back cooking with this other bully kid. We used a large pair of prongs that functioned for picking things out of the deep fryer. Well anyway the bully kid left them sitting in there for quite some time, then took them out of the fryer and grabbed my arm!!!!!!
I later got him back by splashing about a spoonfill of boiling grease on him!! Haha, he deserved it!

I was hopping up stairs with crutches one day after having ankle surgery. I tripped, fell, and dislocated my shoulder. That is the worst feeling in the world. It feels like your arm has been ripped off or something. It took 3 doctors to pop it back into place.

I had to get a wheelchair because I had to stay off my ankle for 8 weeks and my arm had to be in a sling for 6 weeks. Bad way to spend a highschool summer break.

i've had a few from racing motocross.... not sure if they are dumb or not.... well... yeah, they are.

once i was dicing with this guy for like three or four laps nonstop. he's pass me, i'd pass him back, he'd pass me back... it was great racing. but i was getting a little too aggressive and decided to try an uphill triple to put some space on him. i came up short and landed on the face of the third jump, not to mention i was front wheel high. so when the bike slapped down, it flung me off the front. i impaled my knee so hard that it was bleeding.. though it wasn't cut open!! the blood was literally punched through the skin by the force of the impact.


probably the stupidest would be when i was trying to show off for a girl when i was 16. we were playing some outdoor hoop and i dunked it and tried to hang on the rim like a badass. but i slipped off and landed on my elbow. i still have the scar from that one.

My worse injury happened about a year ago. I was cutting firewood and got tired. So I pulled up a lawn chair (next to the pile) and cut the logs while sitting. This was working OK for a while, but my loose-fitting trousers got a bit close to the blade. It pulled my leg right into the chainsaw blade as if it was a yoyo. Unfortunately, I had just dowsed the blade with bar-and-chain oil. The cut was much the same shape as a quarter-moon. I crawled around on the ground, picking up leaves, and searching for any piece of flesh that I might be able to bring with me to the emergency room.

Unfortunately, my wife was in the shower and the kids were sleeping, as this was early Saturday morning. So I knocked on the front door, got my wife out of the shower, and asked for a big beach towel to wrap around my leg to stop the bleeding. Once I did that, I got in my car (a stick shift) and drove to the emergency room. [Yes, I got behind some slow drivers!] I spent a long time there, while the doctor cut away tissue and cleaned out the oil from the wound.

When I was fixed up, I had twelve stitches. The doctor told me to see my primary care physician immediately on Monday morning. However, when I went there, the receptionist told me they couldn�t possibly see me for two weeks. I went to work, but a few days later, my leg swelled up and became infected. Fortunately, the guy in the office down from mine directs the Physician�s assessment program and could give me medical advice. He looked at my leg and told me to elevate it and see my doctor immediately. I eventually got on some antibiotics and all was well.

But for a while, I was seriously concerned about loosing my leg (e.g., loss of feeling, swelling, etc).

Here�s how it looked, after getting some antibiotics (much better, actually).

1) Walking to the garage back in Romeo, when I sliped on ice and fell on my forearm which cause my hoody to slide across my skin and give me a friction burn. I have a scar from that.

2) I was cooking a pizza at home in the oven and then went to take a shower. When I got out of the shower I realized that the izza was probably done so I went and took it out of the oven and as I removed it I place the edge of the 350�° tray against my belly and burnt myself - also a scar.

3) The funniest - also after getting out of the shower in the middle of winter; I went up to the pot-belly wood burning stove to dry off in front of the fire. I unwound the towel from around my waist and held it out in fron of me so I would still be covering my genitals - but the heat would be against my bare back and ass. I was enjoying the warmth when I bent forward a little and in the process pressed my ass cheek against the arc of the top of the stove and burnt a matching arc into my ass cheek. I jumped like a character from a cartoon it startled me so bad and hurt like a sonofabitch!

1) happened the other day, went tobaggining with all my friends drunk (yes I know its for little kids oh well) anywho we all had magic carpets.. my one bud made a bet that he would pay anyone 10 bucks if they could make it down this hill called "mile a minuit" standing up on the magic carpet.. so we all tried.. everyone who attemtped it fell just before the hill (well I snowboard quite well so I've got good balance) so off I go... I make it quite well... sideways, then suddenly half way down the hill (I'm FLYING) my body turns.. and now I'm facing forward as if I were walking.. but standing instead, going full speed.. I knew right then I was toast (as I didnt want to jump off because of how fast I was going *DAMN MAGIC CARPETS*, so I tried to make it down), I make it 3/4's down I pass by 2 other of my friends who are cheering me on, I look over at them (big mistake) then unexpectedly, I hit this jump... and all I remember was flying, (from what my friends say..) 10 feet in the air, 20 feet across, just looking at them! they started to yell SUPERMAN! SUPERMAN, I came down quite hard... bent my collarbone (hurts like hell) lucky as I was in the air I managed to roll my body... and land on my back (did a complete flip mid air).. all my friends jumped on a big black tuba (9 people on this thing) to come down after me, well them being drunk.. some how they headed straight for the trees... my one buddy broke his arm, and some others were injured... they all went flying into the trees like a human explosion, when we all checked into the hospital the docter couldn't help but laugh

Btw, I got my 10 bucks.. just because they were all so amazed I flew so high!

this happened about 2 weeks ago!

2) when I was 15, I had a field car.. one day we took it out onto someones farm (big mistake) it was a very hilly farm.. I was doing about 65 km/h, and the back end kicked out AS I was going over a hill.. the wheels cought onto something and we rolled (me and my best friend) the car rolled twicee I believe (hyundai stellar) I had minor concussion and my friend cut his arm badly.. some how I managed to start the car and drive it home, driveshaft broke just as I pulled into the barn!

years back when I was racing motocross on ATV's I had a few good crashes. The first and most painful was out in a farmers field. I had just got done riding and was coming out of the fields along some long grass. There was a huge puddle from the recent rains so i decided I'll just pull a wheelie through it and go along my way. Well I'm already in 4th gear( my 250R was fully built motor 50+hp) crusing along I crack the throttle and lean back a bit. Well the rear tires just spun and immediately I was thrown sideways right as I hit the water. I almost got thrown off but was able to maintain my balance because of my nerf bars. So as I'm sliding sideways across wet grass i try to pull myself back onto the quad( I was almost hitting my helmet on the ground) BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I come to a complete stop and go flying off the atv. So I'm laying there on the ground staring up at my atv tipped on its side wondering WTF happened??? I get up and feel this huge lump right next to my cock...thats not good. So I kick the atv over fire it up and drive home. Half way home the pain hits and I almost fell off going down the road. Got home and collapsed in the backyard. I recieved a nice hematoma from that crash. The end of my handle bars scraped across my cock and imbedded itself into my waist. I was laid up for about 3 weeks from that. The worst was the bruising my waist thighs and parts of my stomach where black,blue,red and yellow. My shaft was completely black My friends where asking me why I was taking blue balls to such an extreme.

My second crash was at the start of a race about 200ft off the gate. I holeshot my side of the gate and was in about 2nd place when i got rear ended and completely spun sideways by another quad. I immediately went into a flip. i was thrown off the quad and cartwheeled a few times . I landed on my helmet and scrapped along headfirst for about 10feet before I flopped oevr forward and stoppped. My atv flipped probably 10-12 times end over end. The whole crash was caught on tape by a fellow riders dad. I have a copy of the crash. I totalled the quad bent anything that could bend and I think I got a concussion out of that one. I had a headache the whole week. All the other riders thought I was dead after they saw the crash...i just laughed it off and proceeded to hunt down the tool that hit me

(a) swung crowbar through some old rotten wood (we were tearing down roof), went through like butter and into my shin

(b) was told not to run to fast into the grass because there were sement blocks and id sprain my ankle... well i did and sprained my ankle and clearly tore a few ligaments as well

(c) tumbled a about a hundred yards down a cliff when i was 5 (i dont remember but i hear the story all the time from relatives) saved by a tree and i lost a shoe which till this day we have been looking for

(d) Told a girl i loved her in drunken madness to sleep with her and then proceeded to explain i only did it for the booty call... she proceeded to do the Jerry Maguire punch on me..thank god she wasnt wearing a ring

(e) Snowboarded off a cliff ledge after reading the signs "NO SKII ZONE" sprained an ankle again (mini cliff not a major deal )

(f) Saw a snake in my basement freaked the hell out of me turned around real fast, smacked my head into a steel bar fell next to the snake and passed out of shock from both experiences

went all year of high school football without an injury. We won our consolation game and everyone went running and diving into the wet mud on the feild. I went and run slipped, planted my shoulder into the ground and seperated my shoulder.