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READ AND DISCUSS!!!!!!
Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what's not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?
You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is:
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.
The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What's going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don't just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?
Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think?
They're not masterminds.
"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?"
"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:"
"Who's the [censored] mastermind here? Me or you?"
Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother [censored]. There's room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.
Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,
"You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."
We're in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.
I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.
I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.
"Underwear Goes Inside the Pants"
-Lazy Boy TV
I am not much for liberal BS, but this song nails america right on the head if you ask me!
I love it. yet it makes me sad at the same time!
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Funny, cocaine and heroine come from plants the grow in the dirt too, and neither needs overly complicated processing to produce its final product. Perhaps we should legalize them too? 
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Originally posted by Sandman333:
Funny, cocaine and heroine come from plants the grow in the dirt too, and neither needs overly complicated processing to produce its final product.
Perhaps we should legalize them too?
i totally disagree with the opening line as do you. what i do agree with is the whole viagra and old men thing. once the pecker stops working, its like a old car with too many miles....just let it sit! theres no use on trying to wash it and wash it to make it run better!!
maybe thats a horrible analogy!
anyways. its more of a comparrison i think. but i agree. no legal pot.
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Originally posted by Sandman333:
Funny, cocaine and heroine come from plants the grow in the dirt too, and neither needs overly complicated processing to produce its final product.
Perhaps we should legalize them too?
cocaine is extracted and refined from the coca plant. i would say that it takes alot more processing than growing damn pot leaves...
heroin is DEFINITELY not that simple either...
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Originally posted by Nate S:
Originally posted by Sandman333:
Funny, cocaine and heroine come from plants the grow in the dirt too, and neither needs overly complicated processing to produce its final product.
Perhaps we should legalize them too?
cocaine is extracted and refined from the coca plant. i would say that it takes alot more processing than damn pot leaves...
agreed.
some friends of mine grew pot in their dorm rooms. dont think you could do that with coke!!
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Originally posted by dartsoccer8:
Originally posted by Sandman333:
Funny, cocaine and heroine come from plants the grow in the dirt too, and neither needs overly complicated processing to produce its final product.
Perhaps we should legalize them too?
i totally disagree with the opening line as do you. what i do agree with is the whole viagra and old men thing. once the pecker stops working, its like a old car with too many miles....just let it sit! theres no use on trying to wash it and wash it to make it run better!!
maybe thats a horrible analogy!
anyways. its more of a comparrison i think. but i agree. no legal pot.
lol, tell me that again after yours stops working!
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haha yeah i know someone who is about to grow in their room as well...
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Originally posted by Sandman333:
Originally posted by dartsoccer8:
Originally posted by Sandman333:
Funny, cocaine and heroine come from plants the grow in the dirt too, and neither needs overly complicated processing to produce its final product.
Perhaps we should legalize them too?
i totally disagree with the opening line as do you. what i do agree with is the whole viagra and old men thing. once the pecker stops working, its like a old car with too many miles....just let it sit! theres no use on trying to wash it and wash it to make it run better!!
maybe thats a horrible analogy!
anyways. its more of a comparrison i think. but i agree. no legal pot.
lol, tell me that again after yours stops working!
i take it yours already has??
INSERT HERE: FUNNY VIAGRA PIC!!!
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Originally posted by Nate S:
Originally posted by Sandman333:
Funny, cocaine and heroine come from plants the grow in the dirt too, and neither needs overly complicated processing to produce its final product.
Perhaps we should legalize them too?
cocaine is extracted and refined from the coca plant. i would say that it takes alot more processing than growing damn pot leaves...
heroin is DEFINITELY not that simple either...
Nothing you can't learn to do online and accomplish fairly easily. The manufacture of methamphetamine is much more involved, and people make that all the time. The difference is:
1: Environment. The climate here is not conducive to growing the plants needed for these drugs (some areas of the South excepted)
2: The South American/Asian Drug Cartels. They don't want the business competition of manufacturers here in the states. The raw plants/seeds capable of germination therefore are not that prevelant.
An indoor growing operation could easily produce either drug, and with a lot less complication than Meth. Meth is easier to make, however, because it only requires typical household chemicals, and there is no need for large amounts of electricity (growing lights) or land (to grow fields of plants).
Subpeonas of electric bills are one way to prove indoor growing farms, hence again why it would be difficult to produce cocaine/heroin here.
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whynot stop arguing about drugs. they are all bad just say no  discuss rest of the lyrics!!
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