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So I'm cruising home from work today (intersection of Joy and Evergreen for you Detroit folks) and I see a group of people standing at the bus stop. One young lady about the size of an adolescent rhinocerous had a pair of sweatpants on with the words "Tight End" printed across the ass (although it looked more like T______I______G______H______T________E________N________D when all was said and done)... This leads to a question:
Why in the hell would a person with an ass at least 4 ax handles wide want to draw even more attention to it??? It boggles my mind. Lord knows I could stand to drop a few pounds but I sure as sh*t ain't drawing any more attention to my butt then need be. In fact I do what I can to cover that sh*t up.
Am I being overly critical or mean? Do things like this bother anyone else? I just don't get it.
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i know what you are saying. i have a gut for the moment which i keep covered because i know no one wants to see it. yet there are those among us who are not as considerate.
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Like Chris Rock said, the only people that feel good about themselves is fat, black women. "...she don't care, she goin' out on Friday night".
But I may be wrong in assuming she was black.
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Originally posted by Davo7SVT:
But I may be wrong in assuming she was black.
You'd be correct... which was strange to me because every time I'd seen a female with the shorts/sweats on with crap written across the ass it's those little white cheerleader chicks at the mall.
All I know is that if it was my daughter who was running around in little-ass shorts and tight sweats with those cutesy little phrases on them there'd be hell to pay. Ain't no reason for people (especially guys) to be staring at her ass. God help me if I ever have a daughter... she'll be locked up until she's 21.  I know how guys operate.
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Originally posted by 00SVT:
You'd be correct... which was strange to me because every time I'd seen a female with the shorts/sweats on with crap written across the ass it's those little white cheerleader chicks at the mall.
YES!!! Shorts just like those!!!
I mean, a buddy of mine told me high school cheerleaders wear those at the mall.  
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Originally posted by Beowulf:
Originally posted by SirMixALot:
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
I like big butts and I can not lie
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Originally posted by Davo7SVT:
YES!!! Shorts just like those!!!
I mean, a buddy of mine told me high school cheerleaders wear those at the mall.
Mmmmm.... i like those shorts.....  (on the cute little cheerleader chicks)
And i'm not afraid to admit it... c'mon Davo... show your true colors! 
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Perhaps you mistook those bulges and contours for female body features; those were ACTUALLY the pads of a high school football player on his way to his summer practices; and he plays tightend. And he should wear his helmet with a mask while he waits for the bus.
Please, no jokes about the quarterback's hands under the center's rear.
So how is Joey Harrington gonna do this year?
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Originally posted by 00SVT:
Originally posted by Davo7SVT:
You'd be correct... which was strange to me because every time I'd seen a female with the shorts/sweats on with crap written across the ass it's those little white cheerleader chicks at the mall.
Yes, lots of them at my school to, ages 17 and 18 perfect body to.
I love those shorts especially on hot chicks.
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