First off, it was a JOKE. And has been said by Andrew, it didn't come off as anymore harsh than people talking about banging your 15 year old sister-in-law. Personally, I think that's pretty sick, but whatever floats you child molester's boats is fine by me.<-----I'll point this out now, that this is sarcasm, and intended to be humorous. I don't think(or hope) these guys really want to get on a 15 year old girl.
But if we want to talk about sense of humor, the Mom jokes stopped being funny, right after the very first Mom joke was implemented...... in 1988. Now Dave, if you honestly think I was being serious about the sister/mom thing, then you need to take a breather. Congrats on the adoption/guardianship, as it's a big step to make, and I'm sure will be very rewarding.
If you can see past the BS, awesome. If not, I'm sorry.

Mark

P.S. You're still twice the jackass.

Not that anyone cares, but I thought the whole sister/mother/daughter thing was kind of funny. Definitely in much better taste than statutory rape. It made me think of the old Ray Stevens song "I'm my own Grandpa"....now THAT'S some funny shiz!
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Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grownup daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed

This made my Dad my son-in-law and really changed my life
For now my daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife
And to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grownup daughter, who was of course my stepmother

Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
'Cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa,
I'm my own grandpa,
It sounds funny, I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa

AHAHAHAHA!!!! That is hilarious!

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Nice find! I didn't want to take the time to hunt down the audio. Thanks for making up for my laziness!