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Posted By: AliasJerkâ?¢ I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 02:46 AM
So I had quite the impulsive day today...

Background:

I met this girl at Houghton lake 4 years ago at a place which was then called "shea's lodge" We really hit it off and quickly became friends, talked on the phone and aim occasionally, I really enjoyed my conversations with her, well a couple of times after that I saw her only briefly though, She lives in Detroit so its a little out of my way to spend time with her, plus our schedules are so conflicting work wise that it makes it difficult to make plans, I was supposed to go down and see her 3 weeks ago, but it got canceled when she developed a case of the stomach flu

So today, I had just finished mowing the lawn I had nothing to do, I was thinking of trying some new detailing products on the rolla' so I was about to head out the door to go to AutoZone and pick up a clay bar. When I decide to be the cool kid I am and open up my space. Where I see a bulletin from my friend that says "Houghton Lake" I thought to myself "she did say she was going back to the lodge sometime this summer..." I sat in my chair pondering about it for a few seconds, thinking about what some people had said to me recently in trying to have some fun. Next thing I know, my keys are turning the ignition to my car and I had a set of instructions to Houghton Lake. After about an hours travel time I was in the parking lot at the lodge her and I met 4 years in the past. I opened my door and sat there thinking to myself "holy [censored], I just drove an hour to meet a girl I haven�t seen in 3 years, at a place I don�t even know she is for sure..."

I decide that since I had driven that far I mite as well follow through, I got out of my car... Walked towards the beach where I see her and her mom sitting and relaxing. I snuck up behind her and casually sit down right next to her... I then turn my head and say with a little grin in my face "it�s been a while"

She turns and looks at me, and it hits her who I was... She then gets extremely excited, I got a big hug So we ended up spending the whole day together, catching up... We went and got lunch, some ice cream, and went out on a jet ski... I was there for 7 hours just hanging out and talking. She then suggests that next weekend she comes up to midland to hang out... I reluctantly accept her offer. So I had an awesome day, I will have a picture to post of her and me sometime in the near future... Probably Thursday. The reason I post this is in spite of my more recent post about my current run in with some depression and feeling like I am in a "rut" so to speak. The inspiration of some of the things said to me here got me to get up and make something of my weekend. So I did, and I had a great time doing it. Thanks all for reading, and I�m really excited about this girl. Especially since when i'm at school I will only be living a 20 minute drive away from her
Posted By: Black 98 CSVT Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 02:48 AM
awww, its like a movie
Posted By: Steeda. Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 02:56 AM
I don't think Rawbutt would like to know that your refering to him as a girl!
Posted By: RawBurt Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 03:03 AM

You'll pay for that little comment.
And Jared, I read about two sentences of your post and stop reading...

So I was so totally driving in the SVT today and a car full of girls pulled up next to me and waved... End of true story
Posted By: m4gician Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 03:04 AM
huh,...hmmm....ahhh... well.... hrm....heh heh heh....yep, yep.
Posted By: AliasJerkâ?¢ Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 03:04 AM
Originally posted by BatteryLight:

You'll pay for that little comment.
And Jared, I read about two sentences of your post and stop reading...

So I was so totally driving in the SVT today and a car full of girls pulled up next to me and waved... End of true story




was it filled with 15 year olds?
Posted By: Steeda. Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 03:05 AM
Originally posted by BatteryLight:

So I was so totally driving in the SVT today and a car full of girls pulled up next to me and waved... End of true story




Probably felt sorry for you!!!

Posted By: elraido Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 04:33 AM
see what getting off your ass will do.
Posted By: IRingTwyce Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 04:48 AM
Originally posted by AliasJerkââ??¢:
She then suggests that next weekend she comes up to midland to hang out... I reluctantly accept her offer.




Why reluctantly?? It sounds as if you dig this chick and had a really good time with her.

And by the way, VERRRRRRYYYYYY smooth just walking up and sitting down like that. Gutsy. I assume you had a fairly good idea how she'd react, but still, you just never know!
Posted By: AliasJerkâ?¢ Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 11:31 AM
Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:
Originally posted by AliasJerkââ??¢:
She then suggests that next weekend she comes up to midland to hang out... I reluctantly accept her offer.




Why reluctantly?? It sounds as if you dig this chick and had a really good time with her.

And by the way, VERRRRRRYYYYYY smooth just walking up and sitting down like that. Gutsy. I assume you had a fairly good idea how she'd react, but still, you just never know!




AHH, I used the wrong word... When I wrote the entry I was a little tired from traveling for 2 hours and being out and about all day... I ment to say " I enthusiastically accepted her offer"
Posted By: Pimpalicious316 Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 11:36 AM
i'm a sucker for a romantic story

~Andrew
Posted By: frenchblueC2_dup1 Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 11:42 AM
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
i'm a sucker for a romantic story and a belly full of taco bell


Posted By: Pimpalicious316 Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 11:59 AM
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
i'm a sucker for a romantic story and a belly full of taco bell







IT WAS GOOD



~Andrew
Posted By: RawBurt Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 12:51 PM
Originally posted by The one&only Steeda:
Originally posted by BatteryLight:

So I was so totally driving in the SVT today and a car full of girls pulled up next to me and waved... End of true story




Probably felt sorry for you!!!






Why else would they wave
Posted By: AliasJerkâ?¢ Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 01:39 PM
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
i'm a sucker for a romantic story and a belly full of taco bell







IT WAS GOOD



~Andrew




I love Taco Bell
Posted By: Ex-Mean'Tour Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 02:18 PM
Originally posted by AliasJerkââ??¢:

I love Taco Bell





I love Taco Bell. My belly does not!
Posted By: Ex-Mean'Tour Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 02:21 PM
Alias,

That is a good story. Congrats on doing something kind of risky and tough.

With my luck, I would have sat down and said Hello... And her boyfriend that plays in the NFL would have pounded me! haha

I know a little about depression. It is hard to get up and do something like that. But when you do, it helps.

Keep us updated. Good luck!
Posted By: IRingTwyce Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 02:24 PM
Originally posted by Ex-Mean'Tour:
Originally posted by AliasJerkââ??¢:

I love Taco Bell





I love Taco Bell. My belly does not!




My belly likes it fine. It's everything that comes AFTER the belly that doesn't get along with Taco Hell!
Posted By: TGO Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 02:42 PM
stalker!













so did you have hot sEx0rs??
Posted By: Ex-Mean'Tour Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 02:51 PM
Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:
Originally posted by Ex-Mean'Tour:
Originally posted by AliasJerkââ??¢:

I love Taco Bell





I love Taco Bell. My belly does not!




My belly likes it fine. It's everything that comes AFTER the belly that doesn't get along with Taco Hell!




Yes, good point. That is the problem.
Posted By: AliasJerkâ?¢ Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 04:00 PM
Originally posted by TGO:
stalker!













so did you have hot sEx0rs??




lol, fraid not... But I did find out she is single
Posted By: todras_dup1 Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 04:36 PM
You went through all that and didn't PIIHB?
Posted By: Big Daddy Kane Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 04:47 PM
Originally posted by SteedaSan:
Originally posted by BatteryLight:

So I was so totally driving in the SVT today and a car full of girls pulled up next to me and waved... End of true story




Probably felt sorry for you!!!






Last night I pulled up in my dorm parking lot... some girls and a little kid standing in the middle. Girl goes to grab her kid like I was gonna try to run him over.

When I parked and got out, the other girl just stared at me with a stupid look on her face. Kinda like one of those "oh wow" looks.

So I was like "Hi" in a weird deep tone and walked past her.

I think she was 15
Posted By: ElKy Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 04:59 PM
Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane:


I think she was 15




was she cute?

haha
Posted By: Big Daddy Kane Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 05:07 PM
Originally posted by ElKy:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane:


I think she was 15




was she cute?

haha




She was "normal."

I'm sure she'll be hot in a few years, but I think she was one of those German girls that love an American in uniform, which I happened to be the only one around in one since it was Sunday night.
Posted By: Barge Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 05:12 PM
Story needs less lame ending.
Posted By: BloodyTomFlint Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 05:15 PM
Originally posted by Barge:
Story needs less lame ending.




Both the American girl and German girl stories need better endings.
Posted By: Andy W._dup1 Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 05:21 PM
Originally posted by BloodyTomFlint:
Originally posted by Barge:
Story needs less lame ending.




Both the American girl and German girl stories need better endings.




You both need to get your own.

-Andy
Posted By: Big Daddy Kane Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 05:22 PM
Originally posted by BloodyTomFlint:
Originally posted by Barge:
Story needs less lame ending.




Both the American girl and German girl stories need better endings.




Hey, it's illegal here to PIIHB at that age, so it had to end lame!
Posted By: Hightower GT Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 05:37 PM
Originally posted by todras:
You went through all that and didn't PIIHB?




That's the 5 letters I was searching for. I knew this thread needed something. Thanks Todd.


0h Noe's!

Breakage of Rule 15!!!

"Although you may think your personal life is interesting, please don't post the intimate details. This isn't a forum for outlining the saga of your life. -Jesus
Posted By: AliasJerkâ?¢ Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 06:32 PM
Originally posted by Hightower GT:
Originally posted by todras:
You went through all that and didn't PIIHB?




That's the 5 letters I was searching for. I knew this thread needed something. Thanks Todd.


0h Noe's!

Breakage of Rule 15!!!

"Although you may think your personal life is interesting, please don't post the intimate details. This isn't a forum for outlining the saga of your life. -Jesus




OMGSTFULOLROFL!

Every time I see/make a post about a girl someone says "PIIHB" Its like... a CEG catchphrase... I find myself saying it to other people on AIM and such.
Posted By: Barge Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 06:45 PM
Originally posted by Andy W.:
Blah blah... ending...

You both need to get your own.

-Andy




I wasn't the one telling the story... if you're going to tell a story don't tell one with a lame ending.
Posted By: BloodyTomFlint Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 06:48 PM
Originally posted by Barge:
Originally posted by Andy W.:
Blah blah... ending...

You both need to get your own.

-Andy




I wasn't the one telling the story... if you're going to tell a story don't tell one with a lame ending.




Exactly. At least lie to us, we won't know the difference. Make it interesting!
Posted By: Bronco_WRX Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 07:09 PM
I went to this one house party last night. Towards the end, the Spice Girls showed up and did everybody. Even the fat kid in the corner with the Babylon 5 t-shirt on
Posted By: AliasJerkâ?¢ Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 07:18 PM
Originally posted by Bronco_3LSVTotalled:
I went to this one house party last night. Towards the end, the Spice Girls showed up and did everybody. Even the fat kid in the corner with the Babylon 5 t-shirt on





Did the fat kid PIIHB?
Posted By: TGO Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 07:29 PM
Originally posted by AliasJerkââ??¢:


Did the fat kid PIIHB?




i honestly had no idea what that meant...but the best part is it took me all of 5 seconds of serious thinking to figure it out. Then i lol'd.
Posted By: BloodyTomFlint Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 07:42 PM
Originally posted by Bronco_3LSVTotalled:
I went to this one house party last night. Towards the end, the Spice Girls showed up and did everybody. Even the fat kid in the corner with the Babylon 5 t-shirt on




Were you the fat kid?
Posted By: AliasJerkâ?¢ Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 08:08 PM
Originally posted by BloodyTomFlint:
Originally posted by Bronco_3LSVTotalled:
I went to this one house party last night. Towards the end, the Spice Girls showed up and did everybody. Even the fat kid in the corner with the Babylon 5 t-shirt on




Were you the fat kid?




i think we all want to be the fat kid.... Especially one that PIIHB.

EDIT!

W00T! 5K!! 5K CLUBBBBBB YAY!
Posted By: PeppermintPatty Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 08:20 PM
Originally posted by AliasJerkââ??¢:
Originally posted by BloodyTomFlint:
Originally posted by Bronco_3LSVTotalled:
I went to this one house party last night. Towards the end, the Spice Girls showed up and did everybody. Even the fat kid in the corner with the Babylon 5 t-shirt on




Were you the fat kid?




i think we all want to be the fat kid.... Especially one that PIIHB.

EDIT!

W00T! 5K!! 5K CLUBBBBBB YAY!






Aren't you guys worried that she might be a peanut freak or something...ouch

Posted By: BloodyTomFlint Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 08:36 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: John P_dup1 Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 08:58 PM
How's the mom supposed to feel; you hijacked her vacation w/ her daughter.
Posted By: AliasJerkâ?¢ Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 09:39 PM
Originally posted by Jerry J:
How's the mom supposed to feel; you hijacked her vacation w/ her daughter.




actually she was really happy to see me too. Besides, we spent all of the day together, all three of us... With the exception of an hour for just Laura and I to get ice cream. Their day was getting pretty boring because a storm was moving in when I got there.
Posted By: IRingTwyce Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 09:42 PM
Originally posted by AliasJerkââ??¢:
Originally posted by Jerry J:
How's the mom supposed to feel; you hijacked her vacation w/ her daughter.




actually she was really happy to see me too. Besides, we spent all of the day together, all three of us... With the exception of an hour for just Laura and I to get ice cream. Their day was getting pretty boring because a storm was moving in when I got there.




[dirty old man] heh heh heh [/dirty old man]

Hmmm....is the mom hot too? Could have VERRRYYYY interesting ramifications!!

[Quagmire] Giggity! [/Quagmire]
Posted By: Big Daddy Kane Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 11:07 PM
Originally posted by BloodyTomFlint:
Originally posted by Barge:
Originally posted by Andy W.:
Blah blah... ending...

You both need to get your own.

-Andy




I wasn't the one telling the story... if you're going to tell a story don't tell one with a lame ending.




Exactly. At least lie to us, we won't know the difference. Make it interesting!




So this 15 year old girl that was staring at me...

...nope, still illegal!
Posted By: IRingTwyce Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 11:23 PM
Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane:
Originally posted by BloodyTomFlint:
Originally posted by Barge:
Originally posted by Andy W.:
Blah blah... ending...

You both need to get your own.

-Andy




I wasn't the one telling the story... if you're going to tell a story don't tell one with a lame ending.




Exactly. At least lie to us, we won't know the difference. Make it interesting!




So this 15 year old girl that was staring at me...

...nope, still illegal!




Actually, if you were 18 or under, she'd be fair game for you by German law. You might still be kosher up to 21. Of course, I believe even in Germany as a serviceman you'd still be held to US laws regarding this.

Originally posted by www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm:
In Germany, sexual intercourse is legal from the age of 14 provided the older partner is aged under 18 and provided they are not "exploiting a coercive situation" or offering compensation. In addition, sex between one partner aged 14-15 and another aged under 21 is legal unless the older partner "exploits the victim's lack of capacity for sexual self-determination".



Posted By: Big Daddy Kane Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 11:48 PM
Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane:
Originally posted by BloodyTomFlint:
Originally posted by Barge:
Originally posted by Andy W.:
Blah blah... ending...

You both need to get your own.

-Andy




I wasn't the one telling the story... if you're going to tell a story don't tell one with a lame ending.




Exactly. At least lie to us, we won't know the difference. Make it interesting!




So this 15 year old girl that was staring at me...

...nope, still illegal!




Actually, if you were 18 or under, she'd be fair game for you by German law. You might still be kosher up to 21. Of course, I believe even in Germany as a serviceman you'd still be held to US laws regarding this.

Originally posted by http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm :
In Germany, sexual intercourse is legal from the age of 14 provided the older partner is aged under 18 and provided they are not "exploiting a coercive situation" or offering compensation. In addition, sex between one partner aged 14-15 and another aged under 21 is legal unless the older partner "exploits the victim's lack of capacity for sexual self-determination".








Well... uhh... I'm 22!

I guess I could add a cooler story on the end...

US personnel are prohibited from partaking in a prostitute's services... However, the regulations do not say that I am not allowed to traffic these prostitutes.

And I've read that a 14 year old girl can become a prostitute with parental consent... The prostitution law is pretty vauge, but can be interpreted that way.

...So I can pimp dat ho... just not allowed to have sex with her

But I think they are adding some things into the UCMJ about trafficing in persons that does not allow me to pimp hoes.
Posted By: AliasJerkâ?¢ Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 11:53 PM
Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane:
Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane:
Originally posted by BloodyTomFlint:
Originally posted by Barge:
Originally posted by Andy W.:
Blah blah... ending...

You both need to get your own.

-Andy




I wasn't the one telling the story... if you're going to tell a story don't tell one with a lame ending.




Exactly. At least lie to us, we won't know the difference. Make it interesting!




So this 15 year old girl that was staring at me...

...nope, still illegal!




Actually, if you were 18 or under, she'd be fair game for you by German law. You might still be kosher up to 21. Of course, I believe even in Germany as a serviceman you'd still be held to US laws regarding this.

Originally posted by [url=http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm:
http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm[/url] ] In Germany, sexual intercourse is legal from the age of 14 provided the older partner is aged under 18 and provided they are not "exploiting a coercive situation" or offering compensation. In addition, sex between one partner aged 14-15 and another aged under 21 is legal unless the older partner "exploits the victim's lack of capacity for sexual self-determination".








Well... uhh... I'm 22!

I guess I could add a cooler story on the end...

US personnel are prohibited from partaking in a prostitute's services... However, the regulations do not say that I am not allowed to traffic these prostitutes.

And I've read that a 14 year old girl can become a prostitute with parental consent... The prostitution law is pretty vauge, but can be interpreted that way.

...So I can pimp dat ho... just not allowed to have sex with her

But I think they are adding some things into the UCMJ about trafficing in persons that does not allow me to pimp hoes.




Holy [censored], this went from a cute story about a girl I surprised to legal prostitution rules in Germany... what are the odds?
Posted By: Big Daddy Kane Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/07/06 11:58 PM
They have girls that sit along the B40 secondary road right off some American installations (one AF, one Army) in motorhomoes with red or bright white lights hanging from the mirror...

Originally posted by AliasJerkââ??¢:
Every time I see/make a post about a girl someone says "PIIHB" Its like... a CEG catchphrase... I find myself saying it to other people on AIM and such.




I wanted to bring this up earlier, but I forgot about it...

Whenever I mention "PIIHB," nobody knows what I'm talking about. Guess it is a CEG thing...
Posted By: IRingTwyce Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/08/06 12:04 AM
Originally posted by AliasJerkââ??¢:
Holy [censored], this went from a cute story about a girl I surprised to legal prostitution rules in Germany... what are the odds?






I'd think by now you'd know the odds are REALLY REALLY high!

BDK - Pimp away before they take away your right to do it!

[beastie boys]
You gotta fight....
for your right....
to sell p<censored>yyyyy!
[/beastie boys]
Posted By: Kremithefrog Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/08/06 01:39 AM
Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane:
motorhomoes



Is that a derogatory word?
Posted By: Shaggy_dup1 Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/08/06 02:31 AM
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane:
motorhomoes



Is that a derogatory word?



Nah, just piss poor spelling.
Posted By: Big Daddy Kane Re: I love surprising people :) - 08/08/06 12:32 PM
Originally posted by Shaggy:
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane:
motorhomoes



Is that a derogatory word?



Nah, just piss poor spelling.




Exactly... it was ~2am!
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