Let me know what you think aobut this: My wife and 4 of her friends (the story doesn't get much better, sorry) go on a girlz weekend every 6 months. This weekend they are staying at the Radisson Plaza in Minneapolis. They are going to be staying Saturday night into the next morning and bar hopping most of the evening saturday I'm sure. Okay, my best friend's wife, who is going also, put the hotel room under his name in order to get the Government discount (he's the cop), so our plan is to tastfully sabotage the room while they are out partying so when they return all lit up, they will walk into a frenzy of balloons and streamers and signs, etc. We will do a quick in n' out operation, nothing will be gone trough or ruined, just good clean fun!! Is this crossing the line as far as the girls and their privacy is concerned or will it (should it) be taken as a joke? Girls please feel free to add your .02. And if you like the idea, do you have any more stuff that we could do to make it even more hilarious (keeping cost to a minimum). Thanks inadvance for the input.
Sean
Great idea - I just hope you don't bust in on your wife and the young punk that was hitting on her...from your previous post.
Originally posted by Stazi:
Great idea - I just hope you don't bust in on your wife and the young punk that was hitting on her...from your previous post.
LMFAO!! 
I saw that coming from a mile away!
I figured I would hear some of that!!
Good thing I will have the cop with me, he can arrest my wife for statuatory!!
i think it alldepends on your wife and her friends.
my fiancee would most likely get a kick out of something like that.
but then there are those chicks who would take it as a major sign of untrust, thinking that you used the baloons and stuff as a way to snoop.
I think sabotaging the room is a good idea.
With balloons and streamers though? that sounds like more of a reward than a prank.
I wouldn't break anything or deface hotel property, but I'd still try to do some stuff that'd scare them at first, and then make them laugh knowing it was you guys.
I don't think it's overstepping any girl's-night boundaries either.
all right, balloons and streamers are just a quick thought. We want to put up some police line "do not cross" but we have to put it inside the room, the hotel probably wouldn't appreciate it anywhere else...then maybe tape out an outline of a body on the floor right when they walk in, tape the chairs to the table, tape the closet shut, vaseline the bathroom door, put something on the shower nozzle so it sprays everywhere when they use it the next day, etc. We won't ruin anything for sure! And thanks for not getting any more graphic in your response there STAZI.
Sean
sounds like fun
go for eet!
my girlfriend did the same thing...only to my car...and for valentines day. she got my key...somehow and filled the inside with ballons and wrote on the windows and all that stuff...i didnt feel violated or anything...but it was a suprize
The second idea is muchh better, esp. the outline of a body. My wife would ROFL if I did that, but then she knows I'm twisted.
I don't think it's too cool...
Knowing my girlfriend & her best friends & how they used to do these "girls weekends", it wouldn't be appreciated. They were out for attention & oftentimes found it. They'd probably be wondering if you're following them around the bars too. I'm not saying "don't trust your wife"...but there may be others that will likely want to scratch your eyes out before the night is over.
Really especially after your thread on the young "punk" & how her initial reation was that you didn't trust her...do you really think this can be anything but a bad idea? Now she's really gonna think so.
Isn't the idea to get away from you guys...not wondering what you're up to & where your going to spring up next?
But then again...I don't know your wife or her friends. Now if they were going on a geriatric bus tour to the maple festival for "girls weekend" instead of bar-hopping, they may appreciate the frivolity.
Just let them have their fun. It comes across (at least to me) that its a way to snoop.
I dont know....you know them better than we do.
i think it sounds a lot like snooping, and i support that 100%. sorry, but if my SO says "hey, i am going bar hopping all weekend with all my close guy friends. see ya monday.", you better believe i am taking that time to find someone else. call it a lack of trust, but it's better to be a grounded realist than a delusional optimist.
~Andrew
All I can see is must mischeif with this post. Hence why I am posting to do a search for Peter Logan's Exploding Paste.
Originally posted by jtour:
Just let them have their fun. It comes across (at least to me) that its a way to snoop.
I dont know....you know them better than we do.
+1
They will wonder what else you've been up to...
A couple buddies and I ran into a group of girls that were in town for a girls w/e. All but one was married. You couldn't tell that's for sure. We all went back to there hotel room let's just say. Girls don't do this to sit around a round table and gossip. They are out to have a GOOD time. That shouldn't worry you too much.
BTW- I'd leave them alone. You're asking for the drama llama doing that shiz.
There is that old saying..."leave well enough alone", Todras, you always seem to squash that. And that is a true reality check.
I just read what I just wrote...is it just me or does tht make no real sense!?
Originally posted by 00LS5spd:
all right, balloons and streamers are just a quick thought. We want to put up some police line "do not cross" but we have to put it inside the room, the hotel probably wouldn't appreciate it anywhere else...then maybe tape out an outline of a body on the floor right when they walk in, tape the chairs to the table, tape the closet shut, vaseline the bathroom door, put something on the shower nozzle so it sprays everywhere when they use it the next day, etc. We won't ruin anything for sure! And thanks for not getting any more graphic in your response there STAZI.
Sean
Don't forget saran-wrap on the toilet!
are you saying you support snooping 100% or just the comment about snooping? Our intention, quite honestly, is to make sure we do not get to their room while they are there because we do not want to see them. If they were there when we showed up, that would be serious problems IMO. and, todras, in response to you last post...none of these chicks are overly fat so you story can't compare.
Originally posted by 00LS5spd:
If they were there when we showed up, that would be serious problems IMO.
Then if that were the case, stay the hell away...you being there at all would piss me off if I were one of your wife's friends, they never invited you into their room. It's not only your wife's feelings you need to be concerned w/ here. Way to spoil the weekend...
Oh and don't forget the silly string 
Originally posted by 00LS5spd:
are you saying you support snooping 100% or just the comment about snooping? Our intention, quite honestly, is to make sure we do not get to their room while they are there because we do not want to see them. If they were there when we showed up, that would be serious problems IMO. and, todras, in response to you last post...none of these chicks are overly fat so you story can't compare.
i support snooping. it's simply you covering your right to be respected. her leaving for a weekend to party with her female friends is disrespectful to you (in my eyes at least). what could they possibly be doing that would warrant them to not want you/their guy's around...oh wait.
~Andrew
Originally posted by 00LS5spd:
none of these chicks are overly fat so you story can't compare.
Uuumm ok buddy. Every girl in the group was between 24-27, thin, great looking and fit.
Disrespectful if she does it w/o his consent...which is not the case here
I expect the next post in the next couple weeks to be a ball of fire. LOL! The rate of your posts and asking for advise on a car forum can't be good. Are you really that self-conscious? I assume you're sensing something either consciously or subconsciously.
I know you just like messing around with peeps heads, and I LMAO every time, so any less here would be a shame. I probably am a bit SC, to be honest, but since I have way too much extra time at work and don't realyy have any questions about the "dead" car I used to have or the "dead" car that I now have...then I just figured I'd throw some other $hit out there and see. Just nice to get opinions from others outside your realm that aren't worried about hurting your feelings. So I take it with a grain of salt.
Go on with the chlorifil.
I think you should really prank the [censored] outta them! Get that random punk from work to dress up and have him dead (fake) in the bed with blood everywhere and a note! then you all pop out of the bathroom or some [censored]!
Originally posted by 00LS5spd:
your feelings. So I take it with a grain of salt.
Go on with the chlorifil.
Chlorifil? More like borifil.
No i will not make out with you, I'm here to learn , not to make out with you!!!
You should bolt all the furniture to the ceiling. Keith Moon style.
Originally posted by todras:
Originally posted by 00LS5spd:
your feelings. So I take it with a grain of salt.
Go on with the chlorifil.
Chlorifil? More like borifil.
He's gonna make stuff green!
BTW, it's chlorophyll...
Kitty litter?
Todd's right.
Years ago Todd, Kenny and myself we ran into a "girlz-nite" at the Rosebud in Holland, MI, and lets just say, one of the "girlz" who was freshly married was NOT holding back towards me - her friend had to "literally" drag her away from me. Yes, I was being a dog, and in retrospect it was not nice - but it told me one thing:
Girls don't go out boozing to sit in the corner and not flirt and get the attention of strangers. Now, that's not to say that they go and hike up their skirts at the first Don Juan that woos them - but IMO it's basically asking for trouble.
My wifes friend pulled one of these "girlz w/end" deals on her husband a few weeks back, and lets just say, that from her past, and knowing how she liked to juggle/F@#$ 2-3 guys at once (no not ALL AT ONCE, thankfully). I just shook my head and said that it was shady. "But she's married now - she wouldn't cheat" is what my wife said to me. Yeah right
With that I'll leave the little Devil on your shoulder to drive you nuts.
Two women friends had gone for a "girls night out"- both were
very faithful, loving wives...however, the had gotten a bit
over enthusiastic on Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home-they needed to pee, so they stopped in a cemetery. One had nothing to wipe with so she decided to take off her panties and use them.
Her friend, however, was wearing expensive panties and didn't want to ruin them...luckily she had squatted next to a grave that had a fresh wreath with a ribbon on it...so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls completed their "business" they continued toward home.
The following day, one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed and hung over. He phoned the other husband, and said "These damn girls nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties!"... "that's nothing!" said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck in the crack of her ass that read: "FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION...WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU"!!!
Originally posted by Stazi:
Todd's right.
Years ago Todd, Kenny and myself we ran into a "girlz-nite" at the Rosebud in Holland, MI, and lets just say, one of the "girlz" who was freshly married was NOT holding back towards me - her friend had to "literally" drag her away from me. Yes, I was being a dog, and in retrospect it was not nice - but it told me one thing:
Girls don't go out boozing to sit in the corner and not flirt and get the attention of strangers.
Oh man I can't believe I forgot about that one! This would be the 2nd girls night out I've had experience with. That would be 2 for 2 with the girls not leaning toward the loyal side.
They speak truthfully... from my experiences, girls night out has NEVER been a good thing. Even if the original intent was not so, it always seems to lead to the same behavior given a little alcohol... behavior of particularly unscrupulous nature.
Man, we are gonna make him so paranoid.
I've been w/ the same person for 11 yrs & I'm still a bad egg when I go out
Originally posted by SVZETEC:
My little bro has that EXACT car in that EXACT color scheme. LMFAO!! 
Put clear plastic wrap over the toilet bowl. NOT on the ring. Make sure there are NO wrinkles in the plastic, either.
Originally posted by akrump47:
Originally posted by SVZETEC:
My little bro has that EXACT car in that EXACT color scheme. LMFAO!!
Man that girl has a lot of fingers...
Married women,,, girls night out every 6 months (not just going for a few drinks and coming home, but staying at a hotel
...)
She's got you good. Still probably best to stay married, she'll get even more from you if you divorce.
Originally posted by Unregistered User:
Put clear plastic wrap over the toilet bowl. NOT on the ring. Make sure there are NO wrinkles in the plastic, either.
Sadly.. I have had something similar done to me before. At the drug test place, by the cute girls doing the testing
They had wrapped some wide packaging tape loosely around the faucet of the sink, in hopes of pranking some of the guys who worked there. Obviously, they forgot about it; I did the test, and I wanted to wash my hands. I gladly did so and then felt the cold water splash the middle of my pants 
Nervous, I looked for the paper towels and *to my dismay* there were none! So now I have to walk out in front of a group of professional, sexy, women.. with a jar of piss and a wet circle on my pants
Clearly it was a prank, I thought.. and they immediately apologized. We laughed that one off for a while!
ANYWAYS
Anything "Girls Nite Out" or two girls planning on talking alone together- not a good sign. In fact, never a good sign. My ex gf used the "talking times" with a friend of hers to explain how to rectify each time she had cheated on me..(seeking advice of her friend) And I KNEW it too, but she would pull the damn guilt trip ad say I assume too much.
Take it from guys that have been burned. There -are- warning signs, and believe them when you see them. At least question them. Otherwise you'll never know and it'll affect your judgement forever..
Originally posted by Pre98:
And I KNEW it too, but she would pull the damn guilt trip ad say I assume too much.
there is another good point. if you even mention the fact that this girls weekend is bothering you or making you a bit concerned, be prepared to have a good justification for your feeling that way. she/they/woman will throw out every reason/excuse possible to make you feel like YOU are the one being disrespectful. evil manipulative she-devils 
~Andrew
My wife can go shopping with her g/f's to her hearts content - I won't bat an eye. But if she wants to go out drinking and partying without me, my question is "Why, I'm not fun enough anymore to party with? What is my presence holding you back from? You used to LOVE going dancing and drinking with me when we were dating!"
And I think that captures it in a nutshell. When a woman wants to party away from her significant other - it's because she is seeking the attemtion of another man to boost her ego....and more often than not, that new, cute, stranger might just be what she needs to make her feel sexy again (through the removal of her underwear).
Face it even us guys will look at a women, and even though we may have a great wife, g/f, etc. who puts out etc., we will fantasize what it would be like to bang this bit of strange - right? The only barrier is "will I put myself in a situation to make it happe?" i.e. leave the significant other at home so I can work on getting this other women's ankle around my ears. A good person won't put themselves in that situation obviously, nor will he seek it out.
The girl night out/boys night out is just an enabler.
I for one can say I don't feel the need to go out with just my buddies (no wife) to a bar. It's just not healthy for any relationship.
My $0.02c
Originally posted by Stazi:
to make her feel sexy again (through the removal of her underwear).
lmao
Originally posted by Stazi:
The girl night out/boys night out is just an enabler.
There, someone said it in one sentence.
Originally posted by Stazi:
My wife can go shopping with her g/f's to her hearts content - I won't bat an eye. But if she wants to go out drinking and partying without me, my question is "Why, I'm not fun enough anymore to party with? What is my presence holding you back from? You used to LOVE going dancing and drinking with me when we were dating!"
And I think that captures it in a nutshell. When a woman wants to party away from her significant other - it's because she is seeking the attemtion of another man to boost her ego....and more often than not, that new, cute, stranger might just be what she needs to make her feel sexy again (through the removal of her underwear).
Face it even us guys will look at a women, and even though we may have a great wife, g/f, etc. who puts out etc., we will fantasize what it would be like to bang this bit of strange - right? The only barrier is "will I put myself in a situation to make it happe?" i.e. leave the significant other at home so I can work on getting this other women's ankle around my ears. A good person won't put themselves in that situation obviously, nor will he seek it out.
The girl night out/boys night out is just an enabler.
I for one can say I don't feel the need to go out with just my buddies (no wife) to a bar. It's just not healthy for any relationship.
My $0.02c
Just curious but when is the appropriate time to hang out with the guys? What if you just want to talk some issues out in an open forum? They are you friends for some reason, right? What's wrong with getting together to shoot the breeze? Or is the only appropriate place where there couldn't be the potential of single women walking around?
I'll go out to a sports bar with buddies to watch a football game, but last time me and my buddies did that our wives went out shopping together, and then met up with us later for some drinks - it was fun. If I need to shoot the ish with my buddy I will go out and do something that allows me to talk to him - sitting in a dark bar listening to 95dB music blaring isn't exactly the right place for intelleectual discussion, is it?
What I am saying is that you cannot justify getting decked out and hitting a night on the town with buddies while leaving your wife or g/f at home. Can you honestly tell me that when guys go out and get on the turps and hit up the clubs, that they are talking about their mortgage, what kind of upgrades they're gonna be doing to the house, etc., or are they getting all chauvenistic and are ogling young hotties that are walking around wearing next to nothing and talking about how they would like to bend her over the hood of their Volvo? Come on. You cannot deny it.
And whether you want to admit it/accept it or not...women are the same. And when they drink, it comes out.
Originally posted by Stazi:
women are the same. And when they drink, it comes out.
Or off.
And Stazi, just incase, I gave Piere's your picture, so they know now to let you in the door at Spring Zing.
Mark
It all comes down to trust. Simple as that. If you dont trust her look at yourself. Did you ever do something that you are not proud of? So you feel pay back is a B****. Do you worry about that at all? If you have no trust I dont think the relationship will last that long.
Whatever you want to do dude. If you like to gamble then let her do what you want. If you want to go out with just the boys, then it tells me that you find yur significant other inadequate and need external stimuli. It's got nothing to do with trust, until the subject is brought up. If my wife feels that she needs to party without me - it tells me that I am not giving her something she needs and I need to fix that - not ignore it.
Originally posted by Stazi:
I'll go out to a sports bar with buddies to watch a football game, but last time me and my buddies did that our wives went out shopping together, and then met up with us later for some drinks - it was fun. If I need to shoot the ish with my buddy I will go out and do something that allows me to talk to him - sitting in a dark bar listening to 95dB music blaring isn't exactly the right place for intelleectual discussion, is it?
What I am saying is that you cannot justify getting decked out and hitting a night on the town with buddies while leaving your wife or g/f at home. Can you honestly tell me that when guys go out and get on the turps and hit up the clubs, that they are talking about their mortgage, what kind of upgrades they're gonna be doing to the house, etc., or are they getting all chauvenistic and are ogling young hotties that are walking around wearing next to nothing and talking about how they would like to bend her over the hood of their Volvo? Come on. You cannot deny it.
And whether you want to admit it/accept it or not...women are the same. And when they drink, it comes out.
My only question was whether it was okay or appropriate to hang out with your boyz at a sports bar or restaraunt to shoot the breeze without the significant other. A club or hitting the town is something different because the general intent is different.
Stazi, why isn't your wife registered for SZ?
Originally posted by SVTNupe:
My only question was whether it was okay or appropriate to hang out with your boyz at a sports bar or restaraunt to shoot the breeze without the significant other. A club or hitting the town is something different because the general intent is different.
he said that they were two different things, and i agree. hell, my wife wants to spend as much time with me as possible! (unless i piss her off... 
)
i don't think the idea of married women clubbing is a good idea. dinner and drinks? sure. gyrating with other dudes on the dance floor... not so much.
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Stazi, why isn't your wife registered for SZ?
I bet he doesn't want to expose his wife to a huge sausagefest! 
Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane:
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Stazi, why isn't your wife registered for SZ?
I bet he doesn't want to expose his wife to a huge sausagefest!
he wants to keep all those sausages for himself!
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Stazi, why isn't your wife registered for SZ?
Same reason our g/f's and wives aren't coming. Not fun for them. Guys time to rock out. They don't like the Hooka too much either. 
Originally posted by todras:
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Stazi, why isn't your wife registered for SZ?
Same reason our g/f's and wives aren't coming. Not fun for them. Guys time to rock out. They don't like the Hooka too much either.
or in your case, because it's illegal to transport sheep across the state line without a permit.
Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane:
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Stazi, why isn't your wife registered for SZ?
I bet he doesn't want to expose his wife to a huge sausagefest!
yeah, I guess that makes sense after the insane reaction to Pascal's wife in '02.
Originally posted by MxRacer:
Originally posted by todras:
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Stazi, why isn't your wife registered for SZ?
Same reason our g/f's and wives aren't coming. Not fun for them. Guys time to rock out. They don't like the Hooka too much either.
or in your case, because it's illegal to transport sheep across the state line without a permit.
I think Stazi is right, well in most cases, and here...My brother once put it very much in a "nutshell", If your married or in a committed relationship treat every situation as if your significant other was standing right next to you!! Simply said, if nothing good comes from it (in respect to whomever or whatever you hold dear) then it is not worth it!!
Originally posted by Stazi:
I'll go out to a sports bar with buddies to watch a football game, but last time me and my buddies did that our wives went out shopping together, and then met up with us later for some drinks - it was fun. If I need to shoot the ish with my buddy I will go out and do something that allows me to talk to him - sitting in a dark bar listening to 95dB music blaring isn't exactly the right place for intelleectual discussion, is it?
What I am saying is that you cannot justify getting decked out and hitting a night on the town with buddies while leaving your wife or g/f at home. Can you honestly tell me that when guys go out and get on the turps and hit up the clubs, that they are talking about their mortgage, what kind of upgrades they're gonna be doing to the house, etc., or are they getting all chauvenistic and are ogling young hotties that are walking around wearing next to nothing and talking about how they would like to bend her over the hood of their Volvo? Come on. You cannot deny it.
And whether you want to admit it/accept it or not...women are the same. And when they drink, it comes out.
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Stazi, why isn't your wife registered for SZ?
She thinks "car stuff" is boys stuff. She's not as bad as my ex who thought that tinkering with cars was totally pointless, but nonetheless the last thing she wants to do is be inmmersed in car-related BS all weekend. You may like it Kim - she doesn't. Same way I wouldn't be interested in going to a scrapbooking convention if she wanted to go to one.
Nice try at baiting me - but no cigar!
how'd you know I'm a master-baiter that likes cigars?
I don't I guess - maybe we should call you Monica then.
Originally posted by starjammir:
Man that girl has a lot of fingers...
She also appears to still be wearing pants.
Last I checked, that wasn't the fun way to "shine up the Volvo."
Maybe they are assless chaps?
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
how'd you know I'm a master-baiter that likes cigars?
That was OUR secret! 
I like to envision perhaps a mini denim skirt pulled up in the back...
Originally posted by SVZETEC:
I like to envision perhaps a mini denim skirt pulled up in the back...
you and me both. LOL Then pull the thong to one sida and................
Originally posted by Stazi:
Originally posted by SVZETEC:
I like to envision perhaps a mini denim skirt pulled up in the back...
you and me both. LOL Then pull the thong to one sida and................
I wanna watch...
Post of the week!
Divorce papers filed............
