you know you go to CU when. . . - 06/25/04 04:03 AM
friend showed me this today, i thought it was pretty funny. some of you should be able to pick up on the jokes. . .
"College is about accomplisments...CU #1 Party School in America."
You know you go to CU if...
1. Everyone thanks the bus drivers
2. People gasp when you tell them how much your rent is for your crappy house
3. You sit between that hippie girl and the heir to Exxon Oil
4. You're more afraid of running out of alcohol then by being busted by the cops
5. People think it should be a bigger fine to smoke a cigarette than pot
6. You can wear a winter jacket to class one day and a tank top the next
7. You have had AT LEAST one 8 am in either the MATH or the ECON building (whichever is farthest from you)
8. Even the engineers drink
9. You have an antonomyn for drinking for every day of the week (i.e. thirsty thursday, wasted wednesday..etc)
10. Nobody is around Saturday mornings in the fall because they're either hungover or at a football game, nobody is around Saturday mornings in the winter because they're either hungover or skiing/snowboarding
11. You have been in a riot
12. You'd rather beat CSU then get laid
13. You hate Nebraska-everything about it
14. You tell people you know "Chef" from South Park
15. You sometimes almost forget how awesome the flatirons are, ALMOST
16. When you tell people where you go to school, they tell you how lucky you are
17. you swear you know how to make THE BEST jungle juice
18. You consider beer pong a sport
19. You complain that nobody can drive worth [censored]
20. You know the street performers by name
21. You know how important it is to bring/sneak in marshmallows to football games
"College is about accomplisments...CU #1 Party School in America."
You know you go to CU if...
1. Everyone thanks the bus drivers
2. People gasp when you tell them how much your rent is for your crappy house
3. You sit between that hippie girl and the heir to Exxon Oil
4. You're more afraid of running out of alcohol then by being busted by the cops
5. People think it should be a bigger fine to smoke a cigarette than pot
6. You can wear a winter jacket to class one day and a tank top the next
7. You have had AT LEAST one 8 am in either the MATH or the ECON building (whichever is farthest from you)
8. Even the engineers drink
9. You have an antonomyn for drinking for every day of the week (i.e. thirsty thursday, wasted wednesday..etc)
10. Nobody is around Saturday mornings in the fall because they're either hungover or at a football game, nobody is around Saturday mornings in the winter because they're either hungover or skiing/snowboarding
11. You have been in a riot
12. You'd rather beat CSU then get laid
13. You hate Nebraska-everything about it
14. You tell people you know "Chef" from South Park
15. You sometimes almost forget how awesome the flatirons are, ALMOST
16. When you tell people where you go to school, they tell you how lucky you are
17. you swear you know how to make THE BEST jungle juice
18. You consider beer pong a sport
19. You complain that nobody can drive worth [censored]
20. You know the street performers by name
21. You know how important it is to bring/sneak in marshmallows to football games