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Just...wow...

i have more hair on my arse than most people have on their entire bodies....
it even grosses me out!
blah!!!!!
 
i have more hair on my arse than most people have on their entire bodies....
it even grosses me out!
blah!!!!!


sometimes, the hair on my opposing cheeks gets tangled, making it rather uncomfortable to do things like sit or bend over.

beat that beyotch!
 
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i have more hair on my arse than most people have on their entire bodies....
it even grosses me out!
blah!!!!!


sometimes, the hair on my oppising cheeks gets tangled, making it rather uncomfortable to do things like sit or bend over.

beat that beyotch!

Please don't beat that. Please.

Oh , man ... even poking my eyes out won't get rid of THAT image in my head :help: !!

I'm 100% in agreement.

LMAO!
 
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I guess Ian's head is about to explode :)
 
i understand entirely!

OMG and then when you sit on the john you kinda gotta make sure they're all seperated or, well....you know :help:

just the seperation itself is like tweasing your eyebrows. it has the same effects - watery eyes, etc.
 
dude....and then there are the hangers!
they just hang on for dear life like they are afraid of water!
 
OMG, the mental image is killing me!

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thats another reason i refrain from wearing underwear!

havent done that since i was 12.....

that would probably explain the nutz that hang to my knees....
 
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