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ElKy

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...to help out Jess' company.
within the next few weeks her company, Repromedix, will be looking for some fresh donations to be used as control samples in their studies.
so...
if you are between the age of 21 and 35 and want to help out this is your chance.
hehe
i should be a salesman...
any who..basically if you want to get paid to rub one out twice a month, let me know.
(that sounded bad)
they are paying $35 per sample.
i'm doing it, hell thats free money!
pm me for details.

:)
 
damn!
makes me wish I could pump some out.

Exactly where is it located? I'm assuming you have to go there to donate, no?
 
it is in woburn, Ma.
but you do not have to go there to donate.
they can send you a collection kit.
which consists of an insulated box, some fridge packs, and a sample cup.
you fill the cup, seal it, put it in the box, with the fridge packs, and seal it.
you can then mail it to them.
or if you want it could be dropped off at my house and jess can bring it into work the next day.
as long as teh samples stay below 60° (but not frozen) they are good for 16 days.
i have scanned the letter from the company if anyone wants to see the letter itself.
 
haha
that would be nice.

hell i know my sperm count is over 300 milion, so that should be worth some extra green!
 
yeah as kim said they will not use it to fertilize eggs.
the samples are being used as controls in different studies.
they want fresh samples instead of purchased samples that are usually from the early 1990's.
using the fresh stuff looks better from an invester standpoint and it works better for a control becasue there is no risk in damage due to being frozen for 16 years.
 
oh yeah and all donors are kept confidential, so when the technitians go to use it they have no clue whose it is.
 
yeah as kim said they will not use it to fertilize eggs.
the samples are being used as controls in different studies.
they want fresh samples instead of purchased samples that are usually from the early 1990's.
using the fresh stuff looks better from an invester standpoint and it works better for a control becasue there is no risk in damage due to being frozen for 16 years.

i figured, just wanted to make the joke, haha
 
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