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Happy Birthday cobrawannabe!

Hahaha, thanks, mang!

I'm gunna do my best to find one called "pornicopia". I know there must be one out there, I just have to find it:cool:
 
oh lord, he's legal!
Now you can go to jail for all that stuff you do to your lady friend. :laugh:

have a good one!
Any plans for the weekend?
 
frenchblueC2 said:
oh lord, he's legal!
Now you can go to jail for all that stuff you do to your lady friend. :laugh:

have a good one!
Any plans for the weekend?
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Illegal things:laugh:


Hahaha, j/k. Marissa's coming over for the weekend, and I think we're just going to hang out with some friends. I have to freakin work from 4-8 on Saturday, though. Ugh. She's gunna have to hang out with my Mom and my friend Alex for four hours.:blackeye:
 
oh and don't go buy cigarettes if you're not a smoker "just because you can"
Stupidest waste of money ever (unless you immediately have a buyer to take them off your hands).
 
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Or you could end up like Lindsey and ACTUALLY smoke cigarettes (regularly) just because you have them. :rolleyes:

So yeah, don't buy cigarettes. Buy pr0n instead.
 
frenchblueC2 said:
oh and don't go buy cigarettes if you're not a smoker "just because you can"
Stupidest waste of money ever (unless you immediately have a buyer to take them off your hands).
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Who does that?

zorrex said:
Or you could end up like Lindsey and ACTUALLY smoke cigarettes (regularly) just because you have them. :rolleyes:

So yeah, don't buy cigarettes. Buy pr0n instead.
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She buys them in Michigan where they're cheaper.



Happy birthday, Matt! Excited to be able to vote? :cool: :laugh:
 
Haha, I had to be careful with who I used as a cigarette example. If I said, "Hey, don't smoke just because other people like LauraSVT do it," he would have picked up smoking instantly :crazy: :laugh:
 
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