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contourspd98

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My new baby that'll I will be picking up tomorrow night from the dealer...

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More to come...
 
Some kid asked me last week about something. Here's the convo...
"Nice car! Does that have V-TEC?"
"Hu-what?"
"It's a Civic, right?"
"No."
"Yes it is."
"No, no it's not. It's a Contour."
"Oh. That's gay."
"You asked me if it was a Honda. And its a Ford. Shut up."
"Your car is gay."
"SMACK"
 
Some kid asked me last week about something. Here's the convo...
"Nice car! Does that have V-TEC?"
"Hu-what?"
"It's a Civic, right?"
"No."
"Yes it is."
"No, no it's not. It's a Contour."
"Oh. That's gay."
"You asked me if it was a Honda. And its a Ford. Shut up."
"Your car is gay."
"SMACK"

you gotta be like...

"nah bro, dis whip got Z-Tec"
 
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