This situation brings to mind one of the greatest dialogs in movie history...
"WHAT'S THIS MICKEY MOUSE
****? JUST WHAT IN THE NAME OF JESUS H. CHRIST
ARE YOU ANIMALS DOING IN MY SQUAD BAY?"
"MY BEAUTY SLEEP HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED, LADIES. YOU
KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. YOU HEAR ME, HERD? IT
MEANS THAT ONE RECRUIT HAS VOLUNTEERED HIS YOUNG
HEART FOR A ***DAMN HUMAN SACRIFICE!"
"Private Joker. You ****bird. Front and
center"
"AYE-AYE, SIR!"
"Okay, you little maggot, speak. Why is
Private Pyle out of his rack after lights out?
Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon? Why
ain't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out?"
- why exactly aren't you stomping his guts out?? you let a door stop you?? lol!!! dude if i couldn't get in that house i'd have gone to the gas station, got a can of gas and burned it down. seriously. your cousin would not be breathing anymore if i got my hands on him. there's too many ways he can get off going to court...i'd take it out of his hide.
and why exactly did he steal it? he couldn't just ask for a ride home??