That almost happened to me recently. Kinda. I was driving down the belt parkway a few weeks back, and since it was unseasonably warm i had my window open...and as i went unver an overpass a nesting pigeon decided it's be a good time to jump down and fly away. Well, being a typical FAT NY pigeon i guess it had some trouble getting going, and the damn thing almost like flew into my window! Like - i felt the wind from it's wings on my face!!
A long time ago my mother destroyed a seagull going over the bridge onto rikers island. Only, she was driving my dads 81 cutlass and it hit the very front/tip of the hood. Bathtub car vs bird = guts in the grill for weeks. Didn't make a scratch otherwise. They don't build em' like that no mo'