"Are you sure he's got one?"
"Oh yes, it's very nice-a"
"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you so-called afer king, you and all your silly English knnnniggits."
"I don want to talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough water, I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries"
"Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"
"Uh no, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a"
"RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!"
"If we built this large wooden badger..."
"Oh Lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade, with which it may blow thine enemies to tiny bits"
"Those who approach the bridge of death must answer these questions three then the other side he see..."
"What is your name?"
"My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot"
"What is your quest?"
"To *********************"
"What is your favorite color?"
"Right, off you go"
"What is your name?"
"It is Arthur, King of the Britians"
"What is your quest?"
"To ********************"
"What is the air/speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"What do you mean, African or European swallow?"
"I, I don't know that... AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
MUHAHA!!! <--- that's me by the way, not a movie...
