Is anyone gonna get the 1st one posted??

here are some of my favorites:

â??lawyers are like nukes, they have theirs, so I have mine. Once you use â??em , they f*ck up everything.â?

â??when we get home Iâ??m gonna punch your momma in the mouthâ?

â??funny how? Like funny ha ha or like funny queer?â?

â??so, I see your Schwartz is as big as mineâ? & â??What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?â?

â??what are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy?â? & â??we got a swamp full of black commies!â?


Originally posted by Tourgasm:
Sometimes you can mess up a word so bad that spell check doens't know what the hell you're talking about.