Originally posted by fdunford:
"You can't leave, the plants will die!"

"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"

"Are you talking to me?"



1. Summer School?
2. Animal House
3. Taxi Driver


"the servant waits, while the master baits.."

"onions have layers."

"i'm not even supposed to be here today!"

"everything that guy said, is bullsh*t"

"she's business class""business class?""yeah, you know, big butt, can't fly coach."

Originally posted by Tourgasm:
Sometimes you can mess up a word so bad that spell check doens't know what the hell you're talking about.