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Originally posted by svt4stv:

"the servant waits, while the master baits.."

"onions have layers."

"i'm not even supposed to be here today!"

"everything that guy said, is bullsh*t"

"she's business class""business class?""yeah, you know, big butt, can't fly coach."




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2 Shrek
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4 My Cousin Vinny
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Originally posted by fdunford:
"You can't leave, the plants will die!"

"Black guys, help the white guys"

"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"

"Are you talking to me?"

"Is it safe yet?"

"Tomorrow we march to Rome!!!"




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#1 that man is a brownie hound

#2 Holy [censored] dude I found a dildo!

#3 I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti


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Originally posted by Trapps:
#1 that man is a brownie hound

#2 Holy [censored] dude I found a dildo!

#3 I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti



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Originally posted by Trapps:
Originally posted by fdunford:
"You can't leave, the plants will die!"

"Black guys, help the white guys"

"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"

"Are you talking to me?"

"Is it safe yet?"

"Tomorrow we march to Rome!!!"




#2 = Stripes




Yep, same with #1. It was at the beginning of the movie when Bills girl is leaving him.


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Originally posted by fdunford:
Originally posted by Trapps:
Originally posted by fdunford:
"You can't leave, the plants will die!"

"Black guys, help the white guys"

"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"

"Are you talking to me?"

"Is it safe yet?"

"Tomorrow we march to Rome!!!"




#2 = Stripes




Yep, same with #1. It was at the beginning of the movie when Bills girl is leaving him.




LOL. You, you are a sexual dynamo, I've been reading books on the ouside just to keep up with you, talk about potential for growth, Tito Fuentes...

what a movie ROFLMAO

Hey it's Chechoslovakia, we zip in we zip out, it's not like were going to Moscow or anything...


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Originally posted by Trapps:
Originally posted by fdunford:
Originally posted by Trapps:
Originally posted by fdunford:
"You can't leave, the plants will die!"

"Black guys, help the white guys"

"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"

"Are you talking to me?"

"Is it safe yet?"

"Tomorrow we march to Rome!!!"




#2 = Stripes




Yep, same with #1. It was at the beginning of the movie when Bills girl is leaving him.




LOL. You, you are a sexual dynamo, I've been reading books on the ouside just to keep up with you, talk about potential for growth, Tito Fuentes...

what a movie ROFLMAO

Hey it's Chechoslovakia, we zip in we zip out, it's not like were going to Moscow or anything...





A true classic.

"Nobody calls me Francis, You call me Francisand I'll kill you. You touch my stuff, and I'll kill you"

"Admit it, you were crazy about me even before I picked up this spatula"

"I rarely wear underware, and when I do it's usually somthing exotic"

There's a million of them!

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Ouuhhh, i didn't know they could do that, thats it that it , drop the soap...I wish i was a loofa...

Did you ever see a monk get wildly [censored] by some teenage girls...

When your friend tried to make it with the cow, I wanna party with you cowboy...


Where the [censored]'s my truck?

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Originally posted by fdunford:


"Nobody calls me Francis, You call me Francis and I'll kill you. You touch my stuff, and I'll kill you"




Ok, i believe this is Summer School: Francis aka Chainsaw.

"I am looking for a man who calls himself Bucho, that's all"

"Two bulls are standing on a hillside looking at a bunch of cows. The young bull says, "hey pop, what do you say we run down there and f*ck one of those bulls? The other bull turns to him and says, "no son, lets walk down and f*ck them all." (may be a bit off)

"cuz she had a GREAT ASS, and you've got your head up it!"

"so unless we do this job in Reno, we're in Barney"

"do you see how the side of your gun says replica and mine says desert eagle?"

"there's a reason sporty spice doesnt have a fellow"


Originally posted by Tourgasm:
Sometimes you can mess up a word so bad that spell check doens't know what the hell you're talking about.


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