Famous last words....of the movies

thnaks. Your right it was Brad.

Originally posted by Trapps:
"What?"

Pulp Fiction. It was Jason I think, that was his last word. My favorite Samual L. Jackson film.

"say what again muthaf*cka! I dare ya, I double dare ya muthaf*cka!"

"which wallet is yours?"
"it's the one that says bad muthaf*cka"

Originally posted by svt4stv:

Originally posted by Trapps:
"What?"

Pulp Fiction. It was Jason I think, that was his last word. My favorite Samual L. Jackson film.

that would be Brad, as in, "Check out the big brain on Brad"

That would be Brett, as in, "Check out the big brain on Brett."

And Brett's final last word is "Yes", as a response to Jules' question "You ever read the Bible, Brett?"

Originally posted by Antiramie:

Originally posted by svt4stv:

Originally posted by Trapps:
"What?"

Pulp Fiction. It was Jason I think, that was his last word. My favorite Samual L. Jackson film.

that would be Brad, as in, "Check out the big brain on Brad"

That would be Brett, as in, "Check out the big brain on Brett."

And Brett's final last word is "Yes", as a response to Jules' question "You ever read the Bible, Brett?"

geez, youre right! this whole time i thought it was brad! damn sam jackson and his unclear articulation of brett's name.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Originally posted by svt4stv:

1."thank you sir may I have another"
"fat, drunk and stupid is no way to through life son"

2."this is not a cheerocracy! I am the cheertator!"

1. animal house
2. not another teen movie

my turn...

"I don't tip"

"B----, please"

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." (not the LAST words but still a classic)

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by contourGL1996:

my turn...

"I don't tip"

"B----, please"

damn! i know this one but i cant...spit...it...out!

try this one smart guy

"quid pro quo. i help you, you help me"

"they mostly come at night, mostly.."

Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin' monkey temples, and that's just for starters, right? Fine! I'm back! I'm ready, goddammit let me at 'em!

Originally posted by svt4stv:
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"what we have here is a failure to communicate"

"only two things come from Texas, steers and queers!"

Full metal Jacket

Originally posted by smars:

Originally posted by svt4stv:
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"what we have here is a failure to communicate"

"only two things come from Texas, steers and queers!"

Full metal Jacket

the 2nd one is Full Metal Jacket, but not the first..

" Go inside you A$$Monkey "

"WHAT is your major malfunction numbnuts!?"

Originally posted by svt4stv:

Originally posted by smars:

Originally posted by svt4stv:
[
"what we have here is a failure to communicate"

"only two things come from Texas, steers and queers!"

Full metal Jacket

the 2nd one is Full Metal Jacket, but not the first..

The first one is "Cool Hand Luke".

One of my favorites:
"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."

i call upon all nations to do every thing they can to stop these terrorist killers,,,now watch this drive.

Originally posted by RoadiJeff:
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." (not the LAST words but still a classic)

1. Gone with the Wind
2. Apocalypse Now

"Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in Hell!"

"I..am an FBI AGENT!"

"I'm ya huckleberry"-&-"well you're a dandy if ya do"

"It's 260 miles to Chicago, we have half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

" We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

"Look, in order to maintain airspeed velocity a swallow has to beat it's wing 53 times every second,right?"

Originally posted by svt4stv:

Originally posted by RoadiJeff:
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." (not the LAST words but still a classic)

1. Gone with the Wind
2. Apocalypse Now

"Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in Hell!"

"I..am an FBI AGENT!"

"I'm ya huckleberry"-&-"well you're a dandy if ya do"

Samuel L. Jackson in A Time to Kill?

Can't remember the FBI agent one, but, it sounds familiar.

Last one is Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday from Tombstone.

"Nice job, Lieutenant. Real smooth. I hear they're looking for a police commissioner in Beirut."

From the same actor in a different movie.

"We're gonna nail this guy. And when we do, we're gonna go eat fish off those naked chics!"

Originally posted by Martin:

One of my favorites:
"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."

Could that be office space?

Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
"It's 260 miles to Chicago, we have half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

" We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

"Look, in order to maintain airspeed velocity a swallow has to beat it's wing 53 times every second,right?"

Blues Brothers, but it was 106 miles, not 260.

Treasure of the Sierra Madre...abused in many movies, including Blazing Saddles.

Monthy Python's Search for the Holy Grail

"I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and a pair of tights"

Originally posted by contourGL1996:

my turn...

"I don't tip"

"B----, please"

Resevior Dogs?

Originally posted by Thinkmoto:
" Do you feel lucky.....punk?"

"My hand went bad so I lobed it off at the wrist"

"Give me some sugar baby"

"Oh thats just pillow talk baby"

First one is Dirty Harry, the rest are from Evil Dead movies.

Originally posted by Goonz12 (SVT):
"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he never existed, and just like that.....he's gone"

I love that movie!!!!!!

The Usual Suspects

Originally posted by maxx_power76:
"Hell of a thing killin a man....you take away all he's got..and all he's ever gonna have."

"Take off,eh"

"Geez, you're real nice. If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you."

Unforgiven

Strange Brew

and I can't place the third

Originally posted by svt4stv:

"what we have here is a failure to communicate"

Misquote from Cool Hand Luke.

Actually he said:

"What we have here is failure to communicate"

You have to leave out the "a"

Regards,
Quote Police

Originally posted by 00ContourSE:
Yippie Ki Yay Mother Fu*ker.

Die Hard...but was it one, two or three?

Originally posted by lowbudgetracing:
i call upon all nations to do every thing they can to stop these terrorist killers,,,now watch this drive.

i haven't seen Farenheit 911 yet but i have seen that quote in commercials.

ps quote nazis must die!

"yes it's true your honor, this man has no penis"

"run along now honey, time for mantalk"

"the last time I got a bl*wj*b candybars cost a nickel"

Originally posted by Beowulf:

Originally posted by contourGL1996:

my turn...

"I don't tip"

"B----, please"

Resevior Dogs?

The 1st quote is from resevior dogs (mr pink) and the 2nd is from another film....

Originally posted by Beowulf:

"I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and a pair of tights"

Misquote. It's "A lobotomy and SOME tights."

:-)

Originally posted by Thinkmoto:
" Do you feel lucky.....punk?"

"My hand went bad so I lobed it off at the wrist"

"Give me some sugar baby"

"Oh thats just pillow talk baby"

That one is pretty easy. Army of Darkness. Awesome movie.

Originally posted by SVTcontourSVT:
Hey give me a kiss mang, give me a kiss....hey, hey, hey f*ck ju mang.

Scarface.

"You can't leave, the plants will die!"

"Black guys, help the white guys"

"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"

"Are you talking to me?"

"Is it safe yet?"

"Tomorrow we march to Rome!!!"

Originally posted by fdunford:
"You can't leave, the plants will die!"

"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"

"Are you talking to me?"

1. Summer School?
2. Animal House
3. Taxi Driver

"the servant waits, while the master baits.."

"onions have layers."

"i'm not even supposed to be here today!"

"everything that guy said, is bullsh*t"

"she's business class""business class?""yeah, you know, big butt, can't fly coach."

Originally posted by svt4stv:

Originally posted by fdunford:
"You can't leave, the plants will die!"

"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"

"Are you talking to me?"

1. Summer School?
2. Animal House
3. Taxi Driver

Right on 2 & 3. Wrong on #1.

Originally posted by svt4stv:

"the servant waits, while the master baits.."

"onions have layers."

"i'm not even supposed to be here today!"

"everything that guy said, is bullsh*t"

2. Shrek
4. My Cousin Vinny

"THAT....was the biggest pile of crap I ever heard!"
"Snoochy poochies, muther-[censored]!"
"We got knives, we got bombs, we've got sharp sticks!"
"If I throw a dog a bone, I don't wanna know if it tastes good or not."

Originally posted by svt4stv:

"the servant waits, while the master baits.."

"onions have layers."

"i'm not even supposed to be here today!"

"everything that guy said, is bullsh*t"

"she's business class""business class?""yeah, you know, big butt, can't fly coach."

1 History of the World part 1
2 Shrek
3 Clerks....also in Jay and Silent Bob strike back
4 My Cousin Vinny
5 ??

Originally posted by fdunford:
"You can't leave, the plants will die!"

"Black guys, help the white guys"

"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"

"Are you talking to me?"

"Is it safe yet?"

"Tomorrow we march to Rome!!!"

#2 = Stripes

#1 that man is a brownie hound

#2 Holy [censored] dude I found a dildo!

#3 I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Originally posted by Trapps:
#1 that man is a brownie hound

#2 Holy [censored] dude I found a dildo!

#3 I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

1 Breakfast Club
2 ??
3 Silenceof the Lambs

Originally posted by Trapps:

Originally posted by fdunford:
"You can't leave, the plants will die!"

"Black guys, help the white guys"

"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"

"Are you talking to me?"

"Is it safe yet?"

"Tomorrow we march to Rome!!!"

#2 = Stripes

Yep, same with #1. It was at the beginning of the movie when Bills girl is leaving him.

Originally posted by fdunford:

Originally posted by Trapps:

Originally posted by fdunford:
"You can't leave, the plants will die!"

"Black guys, help the white guys"

"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"

"Are you talking to me?"

"Is it safe yet?"

"Tomorrow we march to Rome!!!"

#2 = Stripes

Yep, same with #1. It was at the beginning of the movie when Bills girl is leaving him.

LOL. You, you are a sexual dynamo, I've been reading books on the ouside just to keep up with you, talk about potential for growth, Tito Fuentes...

what a movie ROFLMAO

Hey it's Chechoslovakia, we zip in we zip out, it's not like were going to Moscow or anything...

Originally posted by Trapps:

Originally posted by fdunford:

Originally posted by Trapps:

Originally posted by fdunford:
"You can't leave, the plants will die!"

"Black guys, help the white guys"

"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"

"Are you talking to me?"

"Is it safe yet?"

"Tomorrow we march to Rome!!!"

#2 = Stripes

Yep, same with #1. It was at the beginning of the movie when Bills girl is leaving him.

LOL. You, you are a sexual dynamo, I've been reading books on the ouside just to keep up with you, talk about potential for growth, Tito Fuentes...

what a movie ROFLMAO

Hey it's Chechoslovakia, we zip in we zip out, it's not like were going to Moscow or anything...

A true classic.

"Nobody calls me Francis, You call me Francisand I'll kill you. You touch my stuff, and I'll kill you"

"Admit it, you were crazy about me even before I picked up this spatula"

"I rarely wear underware, and when I do it's usually somthing exotic"

There's a million of them!

Ouuhhh, i didn't know they could do that, thats it that it , drop the soap...I wish i was a loofa...

Did you ever see a monk get wildly [censored] by some teenage girls...

When your friend tried to make it with the cow, I wanna party with you cowboy...

Where the [censored]'s my truck?

so many more

Originally posted by fdunford:

"Nobody calls me Francis, You call me Francis and I'll kill you. You touch my stuff, and I'll kill you"

Ok, i believe this is Summer School: Francis aka Chainsaw.

"I am looking for a man who calls himself Bucho, that's all"

"Two bulls are standing on a hillside looking at a bunch of cows. The young bull says, "hey pop, what do you say we run down there and f*ck one of those bulls? The other bull turns to him and says, "no son, lets walk down and f*ck them all." (may be a bit off)

"cuz she had a GREAT ASS, and you've got your head up it!"

"so unless we do this job in Reno, we're in Barney"

"do you see how the side of your gun says replica and mine says desert eagle?"

"there's a reason sporty spice doesnt have a fellow"

Originally posted by svt4stv:

Originally posted by fdunford:

"Nobody calls me Francis, You call me Francis and I'll kill you. You touch my stuff, and I'll kill you"

Ok, i believe this is Summer School: Francis aka Chainsaw.

Stripes

Originally posted by svt4stv:
"do you see how the side of your gun says replica and mine says desert eagle?"

Water Boys

Originally posted by NorMich99SE:
"You are still dangerous.....you can be my wing man anytime"
"No, you can be mine"

Actually, it ends with "Bull$hit, you can be mine!"

Here's another from the same movie...
"I feel the need....the NEED FOR SPEED!!"

Gotta love that flick.

Originally posted by svt4stv:

"yes it's true your honor, this man has no penis"

Ghostbusters 2

And it actually ends with DICK I think.

Originally posted by svt4stv:

"so unless we do this job in Reno, we're in Barney"

oceans eleven

Originally posted by fdunford:
Originally posted by svt4stv:
"do you see how the side of your gun says replica and mine says desert eagle?"

Water Boys

Snatch!

Originally posted by mavrock:

Ghostbusters 2

And it actually ends with DICK I think.

Ghostbusters, not 2.

Originally posted by bishop375:

Originally posted by mavrock:

Ghostbusters 2

And it actually ends with DICK I think.

Ghostbusters, not 2.

You're right! Good call.

"Oh the cops, they're probably dead! oh no"
--"Yeah, thank you for pointing out something I didn't notice by myself"

"Well, you can believe Mr. Pecker."
"My name... is PECK."

Originally posted by fdunford:

Originally posted by Trapps:
#1 that man is a brownie hound

#2 Holy [censored] dude I found a dildo!

#3 I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

1 Breakfast Club
2 ??
3 Silenceof the Lambs

#2 American Pie 2

Originally posted by svt4stv:

"I am looking for a man who calls himself Bucho, that's all"

Desperado. you gotta love Salma Hayek!!

Wasn't this thread supposed to be "Famous last words"?

I have one; "Noooooooooooooo!!!!!"

Originally posted by svt4stv:

Originally posted by contourGL1996:

my turn...

"I don't tip"

"B----, please"

damn! i know this one but i cant...spit...it...out!

try this one smart guy

"quid pro quo. i help you, you help me"

"they mostly come at night, mostly.."

"they mostly come at night, mostly.."

This is from Aliens. The little girls said it to Ripley.

Originally posted by fdunford:

"Is it safe yet?"

"Tomorrow we march to Rome!!!"

I'll concede these.

1. Marathon Man
2. Spartacus

Originally posted by svt4stv:

"quid pro quo. i help you, you help me"

The Worst Nightmare 2

4 Chances: all quotes from the same movie.

Quote:

"The DUDE is not in. Leave a message and i'll call you back. Thanks man"

Lots of ins and outs... Lots of things in Dude's head...

This agression WILL not stand.... MAN

These people are nihilists. They believe in NOTHING. In Nothing. They gonna cut my johnson off!!

Originally posted by svt4stv:

Originally posted by fdunford:
"You can't leave, the plants will die!"

"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"

"Are you talking to me?"

1. Summer School?
2. Animal House
3. Taxi Driver

"the servant waits, while the master baits.."

"onions have layers."

"i'm not even supposed to be here today!"

"everything that guy said, is bullsh*t"

"she's business class""business class?""yeah, you know, big butt, can't fly coach."

"You can't leave, the plants will die!"
STRIPES

"onions have layers."
SHREIK 1

"i'm not even supposed to be here today!"
CLERKS

An easy one:

Quote:

You are MONEY. You are money and you dont even know. Mike, let me tell you: you are MONEY

Let me introduce you to my friend here: he is the guy, behind the guy, behind the guy

Originally posted by svt4stv:

Originally posted by fdunford:

"Nobody calls me Francis, You call me Francis and I'll kill you. You touch my stuff, and I'll kill you"

Ok, i believe this is Summer School: Francis aka Chainsaw.

"I am looking for a man who calls himself Bucho, that's all"

"Two bulls are standing on a hillside looking at a bunch of cows. The young bull says, "hey pop, what do you say we run down there and f*ck one of those bulls? The other bull turns to him and says, "no son, lets walk down and f*ck them all." (may be a bit off)

"cuz she had a GREAT ASS, and you've got your head up it!"

"so unless we do this job in Reno, we're in Barney"

"do you see how the side of your gun says replica and mine says desert eagle?"

"there's a reason sporty spice doesnt have a fellow"

"I am looking for a man who calls himself Bucho, that's all"

"Two bulls are standing on a hillside looking at a bunch of cows. The young bull says, "hey pop, what do you say we run down there and f*ck one of those bulls? The other bull turns to him and says, "no son, lets walk down and f*ck them all." (may be a bit off)

Both of this are from Desperado

"so unless we do this job in Reno, we're in Barney"

Oceans Eleven

"do you see how the side of your gun says replica and mine says desert eagle?"

Snatch

Originally posted by BBorges:
An easy one:

You are MONEY. You are SO money and you dont even know. Mike, let me tell you: you are MONEY

Is what I think you meant

BTW - It's Swingers!

Originally posted by Stazi:

Originally posted by BBorges:
An easy one:

You are MONEY. You are SO money and you dont even know. Mike, let me tell you: you are MONEY

Is what I think you meant

BTW - It's Swingers!

Who's the big winner???

Originally posted by fdunford:

Originally posted by svt4stv:

"quid pro quo. i help you, you help me"

The Worst Nightmare 2

nope!

Originally posted by fdunford:

Originally posted by svt4stv:

"quid pro quo. i help you, you help me"

The Worst Nightmare 2

Silence of the Lambs

-Andy

Originally posted by UPSTART-SVT:

"I am looking for a man who calls himself Bucho, that's all"

"Two bulls are standing on a hillside looking at a bunch of cows. The young bull says, "hey pop, what do you say we run down there and f*ck one of those bulls? The other bull turns to him and says, "no son, lets walk down and f*ck them all." (may be a bit off)

Both of this are from Desperado

nope! only one of them is. the 2nd one is a little parable LA cops tell each other, hint hint...

Is anyone gonna get the 1st one posted??

here are some of my favorites:

â�?��?lawyers are like nukes, they have theirs, so I have mine. Once you use â�?��?em , they f*ck up everything.â�?�

â�?��?when we get home Iâ�?��?�m gonna punch your momma in the mouthâ�?�

â�?��?funny how? Like funny ha ha or like funny queer?â�?�

â�?��?so, I see your Schwartz is as big as mineâ�?� & â�?��?What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?â�?�

â�?��?what are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy?â�?� & â�?��?we got a swamp full of black commies!â�?�

Originally posted by svt4stv:
Is anyone gonna get the 1st one posted??

here are some of my favorites:

â�?��?when we get home Iâ�?��?�m gonna punch your momma in the mouthâ�?�

â�?��?so, I see your Schwartz is as big as mineâ�?� & â�?��?What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?â�?�

Smokey and the Bandit

Space Balls!

"hold up wait a minute let me put some pimpin in it"

"respect my gansta"

Originally posted by svt4stv:
Is anyone gonna get the 1st one posted??

i meant as in the first quote posted in this forum.

some more..

â�?��?stay golden pony boy, stay goldenâ�?�

â�?��?just because weâ�?��?�re holding hands doesnâ�?��?�t mean weâ�?��?�re gonna take long warm showers togetherâ�?�

â�?��?life dealt me a pile of sh*t, what am I supposed to make with that?â�?� â�?��?[censored] salad?â�?�

â�?��?whoâ�?��?�s the president of the United States?â�?� â�?��?John Wayne?â�?�

â�?��?thatâ�?��?�s what I love about high school girls, I get older while they stay the same ageâ�?�

Originally posted by svt4stv:

â�?��?thatâ�?��?�s what I love about high school girls, I get older while they stay the same ageâ�?�

Dazed and confused. Matts Mc's best role ever.

-Andy

Originally posted by Beowulf:
"I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and a pair of tights"

Breakfast club.
Too lazy to read if anyone's already answered that one... I got in on this thread pretty late...

I thought this was "last words" not just great quotes.

"Charlie! You F**king B_tch! Let's work it out!" (What the heck kind of 'work it out' proposal is that anyway?

)

Originally posted by BBorges:
4 Chances: all quotes from the same movie.

Quote:

"The DUDE is not in. Leave a message and i'll call you back. Thanks man"

Lots of ins and outs... Lots of things in Dude's head...

This agression WILL not stand.... MAN

These people are nihilists. They believe in NOTHING. In Nothing. They gonna cut my johnson off!!

I love the Big Lebowski.

Originally posted by Derk2000:
"Charlie! You F**king B_tch! Let's work it out!" (What the heck kind of 'work it out' proposal is that anyway? )

Charlie Brown Christmas

Check the language...it didn't come from a kid's movie.

Originally posted by Derk2000:
Check the language...it didn't come from a kid's movie.

Deleted scene. Linus looses it while looking for a tree.

LOL... Linus always had a bad temper didn't he?

Originally posted by Derk2000:

Originally posted by BBorges:
4 Chances: all quotes from the same movie.

Quote:

"The DUDE is not in. Leave a message and i'll call you back. Thanks man"

Lots of ins and outs... Lots of things in Dude's head...

This agression WILL not stand.... MAN

These people are nihilists. They believe in NOTHING. In Nothing. They gonna cut my johnson off!!

I love the Big Lebowski.

"Stay golden Pony Boy" - Outsiders

1. You shall not pass! ...run...fools...

2. Blue..no Yellow...aaaaaagggggg

Originally posted by wolfsong:
1. You shall not pass! ...run...fools...

Sounds like that same guy that once said:

Quote:

.... All you have to do, is decide what to do with the time that is given to you ...

Mr. Gendalf

Well, GAndalf the Grey...so luv LOTR

man, some of these are hard! i keep it real yo! real easy.

â�?��?yâ�?��?�all wanna see a dead body?â�?�

â�?��?nobody puts baby in the cornerâ�?�

â�?��?from now on, you shall refer to me as â�?��?Sid, Lord of the Flameâ�?�â�?�

â�?��?I found something I like more than weed, p*ssyâ�?�

â�?��?you see, the idea is the train moves not the train stationâ�?�

Originally posted by wolfsong:
Well, GAndalf the Grey...so luv LOTR

Nobody will ever get this one.

"think we should leave this city?"

"We have lots of job opportunities, a lot of rich men, and these crazy cops. We can still have fun in this town."

(Or something like that)

"Oohh nice car. Shelby GT 500?"

"That's right. I've finally found the perfect car to smoke you in."

"Heh! You mean be smoked by me in, right?"

If if you still can get it, the last quote of the movie is...

"Road buster.... Come out here and play!"

"Are you sure he's got one?"

"Oh yes, it's very nice-a"
"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you so-called afer king, you and all your silly English knnnniggits."

"I don want to talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough water, I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries"

"Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"

"Uh no, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a"
"RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!"

"If we built this large wooden badger..."

"Oh Lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade, with which it may blow thine enemies to tiny bits"

"Those who approach the bridge of death must answer these questions three then the other side he see..."
"What is your name?"

"My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot""What is your quest?"

"To *********************""What is your favorite color?"

"Blue""Right, off you go"

"What is your name?"

"It is Arthur, King of the Britians""What is your quest?"

"To ********************""What is the air/speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"What do you mean, African or European swallow?""I, I don't know that... AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

MUHAHA!!! <--- that's me by the way, not a movie...

Originally posted by ~~INSAYNE~~:
"Are you sure he's got one?"
"Oh yes, it's very nice-a"

"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you so-called afer king, you and all your silly English knnnniggits."

"I don want to talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough water, I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries"

"Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"
"Uh no, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a"

"RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!"

"If we built this large wooden badger..."

"Oh Lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade, with which it may blow thine enemies to tiny bits"

"Those who approach the bridge of death must answer these questions three then the other side he see..."
"What is your name?"
"My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot"
"What is your quest?"
"To *********************"
"What is your favorite color?"
"Blue"
"Right, off you go"

"What is your name?"
"It is Arthur, King of the Britians"
"What is your quest?"
"To ********************"
"What is the air/speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"What do you mean, African or European swallow?"
"I, I don't know that... AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

MUHAHA!!! <--- that's me by the way, not a movie...

Monty Python? Search for the Holy Grail??