There is a giant god damn bee flying around my office right now. No idea how it got here, but the thing is pissin me off.
I found out 2 summers ago, pulling parts off a Contour, that had a huge nest inside it, that I'm allergic now. I was never allergic as a kid for as long as I could remember. I was stung twice on the hand, and I didn't think anything of it. Didn't bother me. As the hour went by, I started to swell up, couldn't hear that good because it felt like my ear passages were closing up. My entire hand got enormous, and my face too. My friend was with me and rushed me to the ER. My blood pressure started to drop very low and I almost fainted when they were checking me into the ER.
After that, I keep a Epipen in my house and in my glovebox in case it happens again. I got stung again last summer washing my car, 4th of July of course, and spent most of my night in the ER again. That time not that bad because of the Epipen.
I'm trying to kill this damn thing. I hit it once when it was on the wall, and it fell down behind a shelf. Thought it was dead, and now 20 mins later, it's flying around again.
I'm going to crush the living crap out of this thing when I get it.
I do not want to spend my Friday in the ER!!!
