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Posted By: Kokopellian What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 03:53 AM
I saw the news about our missing $100M over in Iraq. That really pissed me off and got me to thinking... What job would you like to be doing other than what you're doing now?

I like what I'm doing. However, I really want to get back into financial crime investigations. Since I'm an Auditor I get to dabble in cases every now and then, but I'd like to do it on a fulltime basis again. Nothing like busting someone that thinks they are smarter than the system. Oooo, and interrogations are FUN!
Posted By: Pole120 Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 04:17 AM
well i'm staring on my way to my dream job....i graduate with a degree in mechanical design next saturday, and i'll be working for a couple years before i build up the startup capital for my shop....

my intention(dream) is to open a speed shop specializing in custom fab.

i love custom fab and have been doing it for a couple years now. i have some new items to show CEG soon .

Posted By: klavender_dup1 Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 04:20 AM
race car driver
Posted By: JB1 Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 04:20 AM
if i weren't color blind i would be a cop right now.
Posted By: svt4stv Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 04:23 AM
Originally posted by my csvt:
if i weren't color blind i would be a cop right now.




yep, cant have ya beatin up on the wrong people now.
Posted By: Pole120 Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 04:24 AM
Originally posted by svt4stv:
Originally posted by my csvt:
if i weren't color blind i would be a cop right now.




yep, cant have ya beatin up on the wrong people now.




Posted By: Tuned3900SFI Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 04:26 AM


I'd take Boyd Coddingtons job.. there's my dream. Or even CHip Foose or I'll sacrifice a little for Jesses James of Paul Teutel. [censored].. lemme just own discovery channel.. then I'll own em all!
Posted By: TourDeForce Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 04:27 AM
I'd like to embezzle $100M dollars. Wait, I already...


Oops!
Posted By: The Davis Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 04:29 AM
If you just mean a job that has always fascinated me, then I want to drive trains.
Originally posted by LilStripedRocket:


I'd take Boyd Coddingtons job.. there's my dream. Or even CHip Foose or I'll sacrifice a little for Jesses James of Paul Teutel. [censored].. lemme just own discovery channel.. then I'll own em all!




I see his show all the time on Discovery .

I'd rather do the test driving , no idea who the guy is who does the test driving for the top fastest cars ? hes got a english accent , youve seen him in the Koninsegg videos
Posted By: JVT_dup1 Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 04:31 AM
Be a real-life Vic Mackie
Posted By: JaTo_dup1 Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 04:37 AM
Game show host or overpaid and underworked actor.

Wait, that's kind of redundant...

Seriously, though. I'd love to have Alex Trebec's job. Tons of money for next to no work at all. Who's the guy the hosts the "Amazing Race"? I could handle that one as well.
Posted By: JB1 Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 04:41 AM
Originally posted by svt4stv:
Originally posted by my csvt:
if i weren't color blind i would be a cop right now.




yep, cant have ya beatin up on the wrong people now.


i promise to severely beat everybody equally.
Posted By: rouar Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 04:45 AM
Peter Gibbons: "I'd relax, sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing."

Posted By: Kremithefrog Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 04:50 AM
porn star
Posted By: JVT_dup1 Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 04:52 AM
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
porn star




You left that one wide the [censored] open dude.

Might wanna narrow it down or Bubba-the-gimp will be sending you a PM wanting you to toss his salad.

-J
Originally posted by JVT:
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
porn star




You left that one wide the [censored] open dude.

Might wanna narrow it down or Bubba-the-gimp will be sending you a PM wanting you to toss his salad.

-J




LMAO i was going to post something about it , but i couldnt find the words .

I think i would go for being a test pilot .
Posted By: Davo Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 05:01 AM
Originally posted by JaTo:
Seriously, though. I'd love to have Alex Trebec's job. Tons of money for next to no work at all. Who's the guy the hosts the "Amazing Race"? I could handle that one as well.



Absolutely. I'd chose Amazing Race host, because he gets to go all over the world for free, plus he probably has a hell of a time picking which 20 non-American girls to take back to his hotel every night.



20 non-American girls to take back to his hotel every night.




WOAH now wait a min ! now that you said that I'm in .
Posted By: Hightower GT Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 05:04 AM
-Avacado farmer

-Brewmaster

-One Man Think Tank (ask me anything!!)
Posted By: Kremithefrog Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 05:16 AM
Originally posted by JVT:
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
porn star




You left that one wide the [censored] open dude.

Might wanna narrow it down or Bubba-the-gimp will be sending you a PM wanting you to toss his salad.

-J



Right, so if someone said they wanna be a pilot that could mean they want to be a gay pilot or if someone wants to be a cop they could want to be a gay cop. Whatever. Lame.
Posted By: aramrios Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 05:19 AM
Quote:

porn star


Posted By: deedum Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 05:54 AM
make beer for a living
Posted By: SAV Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 06:49 AM
Engineer a brand new Contour with several variations (coupe, sedan, high performance variant, convertible, "saloon") with the silence and quality of the Japanese and the finesse of the Germans and then market it properly so that it will outsell the Honda Accord and Toyota Camry.

And then buy Brittney Skye with all the cash I made because the midsize sedan market just got pwn3d.

-SAV
Posted By: Alex T._dup1 Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 06:59 AM
I would like to work for Car and Driver television (or another car show) testing cars on TV. Get to beat on all types of cars that are not mine and then tell a national audience wheater I like them or not.
Posted By: Sl33stak Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 09:50 AM
Originally posted by svt4stv:
Originally posted by my csvt:
if i weren't color blind i would be a cop right now.




yep, cant have ya beatin up on the wrong people now.




LMFAO! Sick....but funny!
Posted By: cliffjohnson_dup1 Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 10:04 AM
Originally posted by steventrace:
make beer for a living




I would prefer to drink beer for a living...
Posted By: frenchblueC2_dup1 Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 11:51 AM
hair model
too bad the rest of my body is out of shape. bleh

seriously though, I wouldn't mind being someone's housekeeper for like $80k a year.
I'm good at cleaning.
Originally posted by SAV:
Engineer a brand new Contour with several variations (coupe, sedan, high performance variant, convertible, "saloon") with the silence and quality of the Japanese and the finesse of the Germans and then market it properly so that it will outsell the Honda Accord and Toyota Camry.

And then buy Brittney Skye with all the cash I made because the midsize sedan market just got pwn3d.

-SAV




SAV are you nuts ? her legs are SHOT ,yes i investigated Brittney Skye Isn't worth a hoot i tell ya !
Posted By: GetBooby151�© Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 11:59 AM
Originally posted by svt4stv:
Originally posted by my csvt:
if i weren't color blind i would be a cop right now.




yep, cant have ya beatin up on the wrong people now.




LOL!

(not laughing at you my csvt)
Posted By: Rara_dup1 Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 04:29 PM
I want to be a professional poop smith.
Posted By: frenchblueC2_dup1 Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Rara:
I want to be a professional poop smith.



OMG lol
halloween costume for you

Posted By: SAV Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 04:50 PM
Originally posted by PÃ?â?¢WDÃ?â?°Ã?®CÃ?Ë?Ã?Æ?TMÃ?â?¬Ã?Æ?:
Originally posted by SAV:
Engineer a brand new Contour with several variations (coupe, sedan, high performance variant, convertible, "saloon") with the silence and quality of the Japanese and the finesse of the Germans and then market it properly so that it will outsell the Honda Accord and Toyota Camry.

And then buy Brittney Skye with all the cash I made because the midsize sedan market just got pwn3d.

-SAV




SAV are you nuts ? her legs are SHOT ,yes i investigated Brittney Skye Isn't worth a hoot i tell ya !




Welp, she's a whore anyway so I figure it'll be easier to purchase her than it would be someone worthwhile.

-SAV
Posted By: ryanblacksvt Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 04:51 PM
porn star baby
Posted By: Derk-xB Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 05:08 PM
I'm pretty sure I was put on this good earth to be a Physician Assistant...

But it sure would be fun to work for Car & Driver or Motor Trend.
Posted By: ryanblacksvt Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 05:11 PM
hells yeah, be a professional car driver testing all cars and getting paid, damn that would be awsome.....
Posted By: Derk-xB Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 05:14 PM
Originally posted by ryanblacksvt:
hells yeah, be a professional car driver testing all cars and getting paid, damn that would be awsome.....



That's what I'm talkin' about.
Me: "so you're giving me the keys to a car that costs more than my house, and you're telling me to drive the piss out of it...AND I get paid for this too?"
Boss: "Well, yeah."

Posted By: deedum Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 05:16 PM
Originally posted by cliffjohnson:
Originally posted by steventrace:
make beer for a living




I would prefer to drink beer for a living...




yeah that too
Posted By: Silver Snake_dup1 Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 05:21 PM
Originally posted by Derk2000:
Originally posted by ryanblacksvt:
hells yeah, be a professional car driver testing all cars and getting paid, damn that would be awsome.....



That's what I'm talkin' about.
Me: "so you're giving me the keys to a car that costs more than my house, and you're telling me to drive the piss out of it...AND I get paid for this too?"
Boss: "Well, yeah."






While that is not my job, it does describe a large portion of my job.
Posted By: Rara_dup1 Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 05:32 PM
Originally posted by Silver Snake:
Originally posted by steventrace:
Originally posted by cliffjohnson:
Originally posted by steventrace:
make beer for a living




I would prefer to drink beer for a living...




yeah that too




While that is not my job, it does describe a large portion of my life.




Fixed that for you Todd
Posted By: TGO Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 05:38 PM
Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
porn star




hell yeah!

or a test pilot, or that dude that test drives lamborghini's...but they don't have to be lamborghini's, any exotic car will do nicely.
Posted By: Silver Snake_dup1 Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 05:49 PM
Originally posted by Rara:
Originally posted by Silver Snake:
Originally posted by steventrace:
Originally posted by cliffjohnson:
Originally posted by steventrace:
make beer for a living




I would prefer to drink beer for a living...




yeah that too




While that is not my job, it does describe a large portion of my life.




Fixed that for you Todd




Your right on both accounts.
Posted By: ryanblacksvt Re: What job do you want to do? - 05/05/05 06:16 PM
yes well a buddy of mine works at the military vehicle testing facility, he tests all the new hummers,abrams tanks, just about anything that goes on land and sea he test drives, but he says it gets old verrrrrrrry quick, cause sometimes when ytou are 10 miles out and it brakes down you have to walk back cause they arent outfited with ceengar radio;s untill after the test drive. plus military hummers suck, mine broke down on a weekly basis
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