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AliasJerk™
Addicted CEG'er

Reged: 10/14/03
Posts: 5143
Loc: Ypsilanti, Mi
No power = a sad Jerk...
#1281073 - 07/18/06 05:16 PM

I wish I had power at home... No power = less pr0n = Sad AliasJerk

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98 Corolla LE 1.8L DOHC 1ZZFE
TEIN H.Tech Springs
Tokico HP series Struts
Short ram air intake
Tsudo Axel Back Exhaust

... if a jelly fish stung me.. would you pee on the wound?


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Y2KSVT
Addicted CEG'er

Reged: 09/30/02
Posts: 6106
Loc: Fort Wayne, IN
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281079 (Re: AliasJerk™) 07/18/06 05:19 PM

Here's an idea, go out into civilization. There's this thing.... it's called vagina.... You might want to try some of it!

Mark

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2000 Black CSVT
3.0L Hybrid - 206fwhp & 195fwtq


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CSVT1214
Hard-core CEG'er

Reged: 11/02/03
Posts: 4051
Loc: Plainville, CT
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281087 (Re: Y2KSVT) 07/18/06 05:30 PM

Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
There's this thing.... it's called vagina.... You might want to try some of it!

Mark




Mmmmmmm



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Tony

1998 SVT Contour (B/MB) #542 3L
1998 SVT Contour (SF/MB) #1266 parts car
2000 SVT Contour (SF/MB) #1533 3L swap to begin!

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MxRacer
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Reged: 02/01/04
Posts: 7392
Loc: pony heaven
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281092 (Re: Y2KSVT) 07/18/06 05:36 PM

Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
Here's an idea, go out into civilization. There's this thing.... it's called vagina.... You might want to try some of it!

Mark







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02 Mustang GT... Tuned by Nelsons. Low 12's, anyone?


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|/-\_________/-\_|
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AliasJerk™
Addicted CEG'er

Reged: 10/14/03
Posts: 5143
Loc: Ypsilanti, Mi
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281115 (Re: MxRacer) 07/18/06 06:14 PM

Originally posted by MxRacer:
Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
Here's an idea, go out into civilization. There's this thing.... it's called vagina.... You might want to try some of it!

Mark










got it covered.

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98 Corolla LE 1.8L DOHC 1ZZFE
TEIN H.Tech Springs
Tokico HP series Struts
Short ram air intake
Tsudo Axel Back Exhaust

... if a jelly fish stung me.. would you pee on the wound?


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Y2KSVT
Addicted CEG'er

Reged: 09/30/02
Posts: 6106
Loc: Fort Wayne, IN
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281131 (Re: AliasJerk™) 07/18/06 06:42 PM

Originally posted by AliasJerk™:
Originally posted by MxRacer:
Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
Here's an idea, go out into civilization. There's this thing.... it's called vagina.... You might want to try some of it!

Mark










got it covered.




Is she over 14 this time?

Mark

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2000 Black CSVT
3.0L Hybrid - 206fwhp & 195fwtq


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AliasJerk™
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Reged: 10/14/03
Posts: 5143
Loc: Ypsilanti, Mi
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281132 (Re: Y2KSVT) 07/18/06 06:44 PM

Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
Originally posted by AliasJerk™:
Originally posted by MxRacer:
Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
Here's an idea, go out into civilization. There's this thing.... it's called vagina.... You might want to try some of it!

Mark










got it covered.




Is she over 14 this time?

Mark




This time?

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98 Corolla LE 1.8L DOHC 1ZZFE
TEIN H.Tech Springs
Tokico HP series Struts
Short ram air intake
Tsudo Axel Back Exhaust

... if a jelly fish stung me.. would you pee on the wound?


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RawBurt
Hard-core CEG'er

Reged: 08/17/04
Posts: 6791
Loc: SE-MI CEG
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281136 (Re: AliasJerk™) 07/18/06 06:51 PM

lol

Jared: I'm gonna do a 0 to 60 run with rawburts beltronics accelerometer.
Ex gf: NO YOUR NOT!!!!
Jared: Why?!!? Please
Ex: No its dangerous!
Jared: Just once, pleaseeeee
Ex: You can do a 0 to 55

ME: LMMFAOWRAOTMFF!!!

... Jared proceeds to take it up to 60mph and gets socked in the face!!! lol Stopped car, high speed foot chase through feild.

Me still sitting in car: WTF

Something tells me you dont have anything covered jared

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todras
I have no life

Reged: 05/29/00
Posts: 21197
Loc: Grand Rapids, MI
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281137 (Re: RawBurt) 07/18/06 06:52 PM

Oh my.

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snakous
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Posts: 1241
Loc: Grand Rapids, MI
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281148 (Re: todras) 07/18/06 06:58 PM

Haha! That's farkin' awesome!

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rkneeshaw
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Posts: 3570
Loc: Petoskey, Michigan
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281151 (Re: todras) 07/18/06 06:59 PM

This keeps getting better....

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RawBurt
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Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281152 (Re: rkneeshaw) 07/18/06 07:01 PM

But wait!! Theres more!!!

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Y2KSVT
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Reged: 09/30/02
Posts: 6106
Loc: Fort Wayne, IN
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281154 (Re: AliasJerk™) 07/18/06 07:12 PM

Originally posted by AliasJerk™:
Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
Originally posted by AliasJerk™:
Originally posted by MxRacer:
Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
Here's an idea, go out into civilization. There's this thing.... it's called vagina.... You might want to try some of it!

Mark










got it covered.




Is she over 14 this time?

Mark




This time?




Weren't you talking about Bill's sister or cousin, or some girl that was locked in a cage at home? Weren't one of those girls really young?

Mark

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2000 Black CSVT
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Klasse Act
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Reged: 05/28/00
Posts: 9196
Loc: Macomb Township MI USA
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281299 (Re: Y2KSVT) 07/18/06 11:19 PM

I saw Jared's prom date and yes, she looked "of age"


Damn, which Jared is getting a longer run of "15 minutes of fame", our Jared or Subway Jared

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2005 Crossfire Limited coupe'
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-throw in my 93' Regal as winter car
*Dragon Run 06'...Oct 12-15th*
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MxRacer
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Reged: 02/01/04
Posts: 7392
Loc: pony heaven
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281414 (Re: Klasse Act) 07/19/06 02:26 AM

Originally posted by Klasse Act:
I saw Jared's prom date and yes, she looked "of age"





thats because it was starfishjammir's sister!!!

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02 Mustang GT... Tuned by Nelsons. Low 12's, anyone?


.....______
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Judge
Flaming Biker Dude

Reged: 06/06/00
Posts: 1502
Loc: land of high speed expressways
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281415 (Re: MxRacer) 07/19/06 02:29 AM

This is some funny ish right here...

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People suck.
Rev it till it MELTS.....


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Klasse Act
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Loc: Macomb Township MI USA
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281444 (Re: Judge) 07/19/06 02:56 AM

Originally posted by Judge:
This is some funny ish right here...




OMG, look what the cat dragged in Now we just need to hear from Spatt, G8Ride, Agent Orange and Asi_Tek

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"THEE" Roger R
USMondeo@aol.com
2005 Crossfire Limited coupe'
-FOR SALE @buyout price & I'll...
-throw in my 93' Regal as winter car
*Dragon Run 06'...Oct 12-15th*
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Complete packages from $140.00

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Pudmunkie
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Reged: 09/10/04
Posts: 1978
Loc: SEMIEGLOLlerskates
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281447 (Re: Klasse Act) 07/19/06 03:00 AM

judge posts kinda frequently nowadays.... enough to call him "active"

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Alex
'99 SVT Contour

-=|WANTED: Vortech, working or not |=-

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AliasJerk™
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Reged: 10/14/03
Posts: 5143
Loc: Ypsilanti, Mi
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281462 (Re: Klasse Act) 07/19/06 03:25 AM

Originally posted by Klasse Act:
I saw Jared's prom date and yes, she looked "of age"


Damn, which Jared is getting a longer run of "15 minutes of fame", our Jared or Subway Jared




oh me of course, dont you know? I'm [censored] famious.

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98 Corolla LE 1.8L DOHC 1ZZFE
TEIN H.Tech Springs
Tokico HP series Struts
Short ram air intake
Tsudo Axel Back Exhaust

... if a jelly fish stung me.. would you pee on the wound?


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MxRacer2
Newbie

Reged: 01/25/05
Posts: 7
Loc: Michigan
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281470 (Re: Klasse Act) 07/19/06 03:36 AM

Originally posted by Klasse Act:
Originally posted by Judge:
This is some funny ish right here...




OMG, look what the cat dragged in Now we just need to hear from Spatt, G8Ride, Agent Orange and Asi_Tek




Hey Roger! How are you? Long time, no see. We should get together sometime and have a drink.

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Judge
Flaming Biker Dude

Reged: 06/06/00
Posts: 1502
Loc: land of high speed expressways
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281521 (Re: Pudmunkie) 07/19/06 05:10 AM

Originally posted by Pudmunkie:
judge posts kinda frequently nowadays.... enough to call him "active"





I post useless drivel when I feel the need....my car is much better that ya'lls...so I try to not associate with this group as much as possible

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Steeda.
Captain Impound Boy

Reged: 08/22/02
Posts: 8281
Loc: Skunkworks Autosport
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281612 (Re: MxRacer2) 07/19/06 01:09 PM

Originally posted by Asi Tek:
Originally posted by Klasse Act:
Originally posted by Judge:
This is some funny ish right here...




OMG, look what the cat dragged in Now we just need to hear from Spatt, G8Ride, Agent Orange and Asi_Tek




Hey Roger! How are you? Long time, no see. We should get together sometime and have a drink.





Ohh WOW!

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