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AliasJerk™
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Reged: 10/14/03
Posts: 5143
Loc: Ypsilanti, Mi
No power = a sad Jerk...
#1281073 - 07/18/06 05:16 PM

I wish I had power at home... No power = less pr0n = Sad AliasJerk

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98 Corolla LE 1.8L DOHC 1ZZFE
TEIN H.Tech Springs
Tokico HP series Struts
Short ram air intake
Tsudo Axel Back Exhaust

... if a jelly fish stung me.. would you pee on the wound?


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Y2KSVT
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Reged: 09/30/02
Posts: 6106
Loc: Fort Wayne, IN
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281079 (Re: AliasJerk™) 07/18/06 05:19 PM

Here's an idea, go out into civilization. There's this thing.... it's called vagina.... You might want to try some of it!

Mark

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2000 Black CSVT
3.0L Hybrid - 206fwhp & 195fwtq


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CSVT1214
Hard-core CEG'er

Reged: 11/02/03
Posts: 4051
Loc: Plainville, CT
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281087 (Re: Y2KSVT) 07/18/06 05:30 PM

Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
There's this thing.... it's called vagina.... You might want to try some of it!

Mark




Mmmmmmm



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Tony

1998 SVT Contour (B/MB) #542 3L
1998 SVT Contour (SF/MB) #1266 parts car
2000 SVT Contour (SF/MB) #1533 3L swap to begin!

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MxRacer
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Reged: 02/01/04
Posts: 7392
Loc: pony heaven
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281092 (Re: Y2KSVT) 07/18/06 05:36 PM

Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
Here's an idea, go out into civilization. There's this thing.... it's called vagina.... You might want to try some of it!

Mark







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02 Mustang GT... Tuned by Nelsons. Low 12's, anyone?


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AliasJerk™
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Reged: 10/14/03
Posts: 5143
Loc: Ypsilanti, Mi
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281115 (Re: MxRacer) 07/18/06 06:14 PM

Originally posted by MxRacer:
Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
Here's an idea, go out into civilization. There's this thing.... it's called vagina.... You might want to try some of it!

Mark










got it covered.

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98 Corolla LE 1.8L DOHC 1ZZFE
TEIN H.Tech Springs
Tokico HP series Struts
Short ram air intake
Tsudo Axel Back Exhaust

... if a jelly fish stung me.. would you pee on the wound?


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Y2KSVT
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Reged: 09/30/02
Posts: 6106
Loc: Fort Wayne, IN
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281131 (Re: AliasJerk™) 07/18/06 06:42 PM

Originally posted by AliasJerk™:
Originally posted by MxRacer:
Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
Here's an idea, go out into civilization. There's this thing.... it's called vagina.... You might want to try some of it!

Mark










got it covered.




Is she over 14 this time?

Mark

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2000 Black CSVT
3.0L Hybrid - 206fwhp & 195fwtq


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AliasJerk™
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Reged: 10/14/03
Posts: 5143
Loc: Ypsilanti, Mi
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281132 (Re: Y2KSVT) 07/18/06 06:44 PM

Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
Originally posted by AliasJerk™:
Originally posted by MxRacer:
Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
Here's an idea, go out into civilization. There's this thing.... it's called vagina.... You might want to try some of it!

Mark










got it covered.




Is she over 14 this time?

Mark




This time?

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98 Corolla LE 1.8L DOHC 1ZZFE
TEIN H.Tech Springs
Tokico HP series Struts
Short ram air intake
Tsudo Axel Back Exhaust

... if a jelly fish stung me.. would you pee on the wound?


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RawBurt
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Reged: 08/17/04
Posts: 6791
Loc: SE-MI CEG
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281136 (Re: AliasJerk™) 07/18/06 06:51 PM

lol

Jared: I'm gonna do a 0 to 60 run with rawburts beltronics accelerometer.
Ex gf: NO YOUR NOT!!!!
Jared: Why?!!? Please
Ex: No its dangerous!
Jared: Just once, pleaseeeee
Ex: You can do a 0 to 55

ME: LMMFAOWRAOTMFF!!!

... Jared proceeds to take it up to 60mph and gets socked in the face!!! lol Stopped car, high speed foot chase through feild.

Me still sitting in car: WTF

Something tells me you dont have anything covered jared

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todras
I have no life

Reged: 05/29/00
Posts: 21197
Loc: Grand Rapids, MI
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281137 (Re: RawBurt) 07/18/06 06:52 PM

Oh my.

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-'96 SE MTX 3L
-'98 SVT 1,173 of 6,535
-'05 Mazda 6s, loaded, g/f's ride
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snakous
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Reged: 06/05/03
Posts: 1241
Loc: Grand Rapids, MI
Re: No power = a sad Jerk... new
#1281148 (Re: todras) 07/18/06 06:58 PM

Haha! That's farkin' awesome!

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Jake
96 T-Red SE V6


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