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Tourige
Hard-core CEG'er

Reged: 05/25/04
Posts: 3637
Loc: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Ricer Story
#1312682 - 09/05/06 04:59 PM

So my buddy's GF gets a call the other night from her brother asking her to go pick up a car jack and bring it to him because his friend got a flat. We drive over to her house, grab a jack and head back over to the friends house.
At this point im expecting joe nothing to come out and ask me to fix his car because he dosent know how to.

we pick them up and head over to the car which is a good 5 minute drive away.

On the way i start asking the kid some questions, this is how it went

Me- "so what were you doing, how did you get a flat?"
Kid- "you really want to know?"
Me- "Yes"
Kid- "We were drifting around, i smacked a curb and smoked a sign"
Me- "What were you drifting????"
Kid- "MX-5"
Me- "Isnt that FWD??"
Kid- "Yes"
Me- "God your such a ricer"
Kid- "Shut the #$% Up, What do you drive??"
Me- "99 Contour SVT, do you have exhaust on your car?"
Kid- "Yea"
Me- "What power are you making"
Kid- "170hp"
Me- "To the wheels??"
Kid- "Yea, to the wheels"
Me- "all you've got done is exhaust?"
Kid- "yep"
Me- "What does it makes stock??"
Kid- "150hp"
Me- "Alright... let me get this straight.. you make 150hp to the crank... back in 1989 when the car was new, you add an Ebay Exhaust and now you think your making 170 WHEEL HP??? Your an idiot"
Kid- "How much power does your car have?"
Me- "230 Wheel HP and 237 Wheel Torque"
Kid- "Whatever"

So we pull up, i see this amazing 170 WHEEL hp car sitting in an alley, the rim is smashed in half, the tire is shredded, and the fender and door are all scratched up.

We decided it would be a fun idea to go see where they were "Drifting" so we start driving around and find a nice pole thats bent over, the grass leading up to it is NICE and ripped up, the pavement has about a 1/2 inch gouge in it from the rim, and the sidewalk has pieces of tire and burnt rubber everywhere. I must also mention that this is about 500M away from where he "got his flat" so im assuming he drove all that way on a broken rim and no tire (intellegence at work)

All in all it was a fun night, i got to make fun of your idiot ricers and see how stupid they actually are.. Hopefully i see him on the street so i can put a hurting on him.

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99 TRed Contour SVT # 1853 out of 2760
230.2 WHP @ 6500
237.0 WTR @ 2250

Originally posted by MxRacer:
Originally posted by RawBurt:
I'll be keeping it to myself, until the time comes. It'll be hard to find.




much like your weiner.




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DanMyers
Veteran CEG'er

Reged: 02/02/05
Posts: 562
Loc: Tunkhannock, PA
Re: Ricer Story new
#1312684 (Re: Tourige) 09/05/06 05:06 PM

Did you mean MX-6 or MX-3? And MX-5 is a Miata and definitely NOT FWD, nor do they make 150 stock. Yeah, I was dissapointed to find out there's a car club in my area named "All Show and No Go". I hate ricers with a passion.

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'99 Spruce Green SE "Sport" 'Tour, 2.5L MTX...80K and running like it just rolled off the lot.

Tryin' to add an extra .5L ASAP

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Tourige
Hard-core CEG'er

Reged: 05/25/04
Posts: 3637
Loc: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Re: Ricer Story new
#1312686 (Re: DanMyers) 09/05/06 05:11 PM

Originally posted by DanMyers:
Did you mean MX-6 or MX-3? And MX-5 is a Miata and definitely NOT FWD, nor do they make 150 stock. Yeah, I was dissapointed to find out there's a car club in my area named "All Show and No Go". I hate ricers with a passion.




Your Right.. MX-6



Thats what she looked like.. all 170 Raging ponies of her.

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99 TRed Contour SVT # 1853 out of 2760
230.2 WHP @ 6500
237.0 WTR @ 2250

Originally posted by MxRacer:
Originally posted by RawBurt:
I'll be keeping it to myself, until the time comes. It'll be hard to find.




much like your weiner.




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snakous
Hard-core CEG'er

Reged: 06/05/03
Posts: 1241
Loc: Grand Rapids, MI
Re: Ricer Story new
#1312736 (Re: Tourige) 09/05/06 06:43 PM

Originally posted by Tourige:
Originally posted by DanMyers:
Did you mean MX-6 or MX-3? And MX-5 is a Miata and definitely NOT FWD, nor do they make 150 stock. Yeah, I was dissapointed to find out there's a car club in my area named "All Show and No Go". I hate ricers with a passion.




Your Right.. MX-6

http://img.drive.com.au/drive_images/CasualAds_images/1572559_1_m.jpg

Thats what she looked like.. all 170 Raging ponies of her.




You mean only a little bit less than yours if you took out the juice? Even though he probably doesn't have 170. The kid does sound like a moron though.


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Jake
96 T-Red SE V6


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Big Daddy Kane
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Reged: 07/22/03
Posts: 3816
Loc: Ramstein AB, Germany
Re: Ricer Story new
#1312737 (Re: Tourige) 09/05/06 06:43 PM

I'm gonna go do some super drifts in my 175hp Sentra!

I mean, it's stock 175, so with my car wash mod, it has to make at least 150 at the wheels, maybe even less

It's gonna be sick

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Goin' Round Traffic Circles @ 50Km/h!!!
\m/ -- 1998 E0 SVT #2119 of 6535
\m/ -- 2003 Sentra SE-R Spec V

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