theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/01/06 06:13 AM
Newb Attention Whore meets Longtime Attention Whor

I'm a pretty nice girl, but some things really piss me off...speaking of piss...I drove 6 1/2 hours thru horrible traffic, never ending construction, and the infamous 8 mile just to do a favor for my friend. When I got to the hotel and got out of my car I "LEARNED" that my little scort (aka scout) was a POS and that some of you CEGer's were complete womanizers (In modern Hollywood fiction, womanizers are often, if not always, punished or forced into sudden and complete rethinking of their shallow behavior.) Anyways back to my story...I went up into the hotel to help my friends pack and while I was away from my car some jerk by the name ELKY decided he would take his frustrations out on my car and piss all over my rear end. Now Elky was it really necessary to piss on my car all because I parked in between the nicely washed and waxed contours? NO! It was a completely immature move to make. Would you want someone to piss on your car? I didn't think so. The truth is I never even noticed you pissed on my car I was informed about it. I'm not upset about your actions I'm upset that you could be sooooo rude and inconsiderate towards someones property. And what was your reason, to look cool infront of your friends? Because it was obviously not to make me mad otherwise you would have done it infront of me or atleast have been MAN ENOUGH to tell me to my face. So maybe I'll see you at SZ '07 huh?

hetfield
(Scourge of the Master Debaters)
06/01/06 06:59 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

He never pissed on the car. He pissed on the curb next to your car. Several other people then propogated the story. You should feel lucky that you're not Rawburt who had a toilet plunger attached to his car. Twice.

Tour_Racer00
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 07:20 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by hetfeild:
He never pissed on the car. He pissed on the curb next to your car. Several other people then propogated the story. You should feel lucky that you're not Rawburt who had a toilet plunger attached to his car. Twice.



True


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 11:44 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

LMAO!!!! This thread is funnnaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!!!

Edit: Whats this about a plunger!?!?! j/k

It could be worse, they could of tried to pick up and move the rear of your car like alex's!


Pre98
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 11:48 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
MAN ENOUGH to tell me to my face. So maybe I'll see you at SZ '07 huh?




Easy, cutie. If you see *anything* of Elky next year, you won't be able to breathe for a minute or so

Really though, I saw him do it. He didn't actually go on the car, so relax!


ElKy
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 11:57 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day...

yeah get your facts straight.
If there is anyone on this planet who believes in the idealology (is that a word)of never f*ck with another mans/womans car, it is I.

so if you had actually looked at your mud covered car you would have noticed that all of the mud was still there.
if i had pissed all over your rear end, as you put it, you would have seen that the mud was washed off.
Yes i did piss near your car, but not on it.
I made sure that I went far enough from your car and the SVT next to it so that they wouldn't even be splashed.


so please get your facts straight before you come on here and bad mouth me.


and as for me not being man enough, if you come to SZ07 and want to watch me piss, I will gladly do it for you.


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 12:08 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day...

Oh and Amber, if I would have known that you were seriously upset about it, I would have told you I was yanking your chain a bit

ElKy
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 12:10 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day...

HAHA I just noticed where you got your information from.
Goonz is the last person you can trust when it comes to anything.

hes BROWN!!!!
Hell, I have him go thru airline type security measures before he is allowed to step foot on my property.


can't trust those brownies!


todras
(I have no life)
06/01/06 12:11 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day...

LMFAO!

http://www.myspace.com/skankshorts


ElKy
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 12:18 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day...

WOAH!!1
how did your friend get that picture of my meat?!?


Airforce
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 12:25 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day...

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
I'm a pretty nice girl, but some things really piss me off...speaking of piss...I drove 6 1/2 hours thru horrible traffic, never ending construction, and the infamous 8 mile just to do a favor for my friend. When I got to the hotel and got out of my car I "LEARNED" that my little scort (aka scout) was a POS and that some of you CEGer's were complete womanizers (In modern Hollywood fiction, womanizers are often, if not always, punished or forced into sudden and complete rethinking of their shallow behavior.) Anyways back to my story...I went up into the hotel to help my friends pack and while I was away from my car some jerk by the name ELKY decided he would take his frustrations out on my car and piss all over my rear end. Now Elky was it really necessary to piss on my car all because I parked in between the nicely washed and waxed contours? NO! It was a completely immature move to make. Would you want someone to piss on your car? I didn't think so. The truth is I never even noticed you pissed on my car I was informed about it. I'm not upset about your actions I'm upset that you could be sooooo rude and inconsiderate towards someones property. And what was your reason, to look cool infront of your friends? Because it was obviously not to make me mad otherwise you would have done it infront of me or atleast have been MAN ENOUGH to tell me to my face. So maybe I'll see you at SZ '07 huh?




Booooo hoooooooooooo. I hope you come to spring zing. It seems to me you like to be in the middle of a lot of guys according to that picture above. Spring Zing 07 could be more fun. And plus now you gave people a reason to piss on your car because you listened to hearsay to make hudgement on someone. I getting my pee ready. LOL


CSVT1214
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 12:37 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day...

This girl didn't do anything wrong. Give her a break.

She is just going by what a Stinky Brownie told her. Everyone here knows they would put up a fuss if someone said their car got pissed on.


Pole120
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 12:48 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

I'ld hit it....



Airforce
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 12:50 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Pole120:
I'ld hit it....






your right so would I.


frenchblueC2
(Smurfette)
06/01/06 12:55 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day...

A friend of yours rawbutt?
In true womanizing fashion, you need to put the smack down on your friend and let her know her role.

j/k for those of you that have no funny bones.


If this is real and not just some prank, I'd like our little blonde friend to refer to the forum rules and check herself before she receives a ban.
Play nice, kiddies.



Pole120
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 01:00 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Airforce:
Originally posted by Pole120:
I'ld hit it....






your right so would I.





You'ld hit anything Phil so you don't count, i'm a man with standards....

Rawbutt....i have video of the plunger incident. If you're interested i can sent it to you....qualitly sucks but it's still funny....

Oh, and ask Elky to see his new beltbuckle next year...


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 01:35 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Pole120:
Rawbutt....i have video of the plunger incident. If you're interested i can sent it to you....qualitly sucks but it's still funny....




PM me!!

This post needs less biiatching! And more pics of the escort! w00t!!1!


Shaggy
(Cool Toe Chris)
06/01/06 01:39 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

I agree with Kim. Amber, or whatever your name is, if you have a REAL grievance, keep it to PMs. We don't need this kind of trash here.

Pole120
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 02:08 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by RawBurt:
This post needs less biiatching! And more pics of the Amber! w00t!!1!




Agreed

Send me your e-mail address and i'll send it out tonight.

~Josh


CSVT1214
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 02:13 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Pole120:
Originally posted by RawBurt:
This post needs less biiatching! And more pics of the Amber! w00t!!1!




Agreed

Send me your e-mail address and i'll send it out tonight.

~Josh




You guys seriously need to get some arse.


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 02:16 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

I said ESCORT not AMBER! I see amber almost everyday unfortunetely I keed

Rawburt@gmail.com


Goonz SVT
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 02:22 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by SVT4STD:
This girl didn't do anything wrong. Give her a break.

She is just going by what a Stinky Brownie told her. Everyone here knows they would put up a fuss if someone said their car got pissed on.




wtf? what are you guys talking about?!? where did my name come into this? I dont even know who the hell this girl is and I hear my name being tossed around? All I know is elky peed on the ground next to her car, not on her car and I was drunk as hell but i remember that much..


CSVT1214
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 02:24 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Goonz SVT:
Originally posted by SVT4STD:
This girl didn't do anything wrong. Give her a break.

She is just going by what a Stinky Brownie told her. Everyone here knows they would put up a fuss if someone said their car got pissed on.




wtf? what are you guys talking about?!? where did my name come into this? I dont even know who the hell this girl is and I hear my name being tossed around? All I know is elky peed on the ground next to her car, not on her car and I was drunk as hell but i remember that much..




Ok, so Elky blames you for false information and then doesn't even blame the right person.

This thread is f'ed up.


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 02:26 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by SVT4STD:
This thread is f'ed up.




I concur, talk about a rough start.


Y2KSVT
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 02:28 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Goonz SVT:
Originally posted by SVT4STD:
This girl didn't do anything wrong. Give her a break.

She is just going by what a Stinky Brownie told her. Everyone here knows they would put up a fuss if someone said their car got pissed on.




wtf? what are you guys talking about?!? where did my name come into this? I dont even know who the hell this girl is and I hear my name being tossed around? All I know is elky peed on the ground next to her car, not on her car and I was drunk as hell but i remember that much..




From the "Favorite SZ Quotes" thread:

Originally posted by Goonz SVT:
haha also when Elky pissed on that chicks beat up Escort!! LMAO!!!




Hmmmmmm, I wonder where they got your name from.

Mark


MxRacer
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 02:32 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

thread needs less high school drama.

Goonz SVT
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 02:33 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
Originally posted by Goonz SVT:
Originally posted by SVT4STD:
This girl didn't do anything wrong. Give her a break.

She is just going by what a Stinky Brownie told her. Everyone here knows they would put up a fuss if someone said their car got pissed on.




wtf? what are you guys talking about?!? where did my name come into this? I dont even know who the hell this girl is and I hear my name being tossed around? All I know is elky peed on the ground next to her car, not on her car and I was drunk as hell but i remember that much..




From the "Favorite SZ Quotes" thread:

Originally posted by Goonz SVT:
haha also when Elky pissed on that chicks beat up Escort!! LMAO!!!




Hmmmmmm, I wonder where they got your name from.

Mark




I thought it meant that i actually told the person or so, but she said her friend told her...this is messed up, whatever



Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/01/06 02:37 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

WOW you hang out with Rawbutt. Im sorry


MxRacer
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 02:43 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Decepticon:
WOW you hang out with Rawbutt. Im sorry





lmao. he looks like he's all of 12 in that pic, too.



RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 03:23 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Decepticon:
WOW you hang out with Rawbutt. Im sorry





Shes kind of the type of friend that you are to me Jason

-Often find each other in the same place becuase of a gathered interest.

-Wave, say hello, short chat...

-Can be found in my hotel room at 3am shaking my bed while I try to sleep

Originally posted by MxRacer:

lmao. he looks like he's all of 12 in that pic, too.






I look 12... You look to be about 400 lbs... Its life deal with it.


ElKy
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 03:25 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

yeah, goony..not blaming you for anything, i was just going by what she posted in the quotes thread regarding your post that Y2KSVT posted..


i think this thread is getting out of hand.

hey moderator....lock it up.


WorldTour
(Back In Black)
06/01/06 03:29 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by ElKy:
i think this thread is getting out of hand.

hey moderator....lock it up.





Lock it up? I'm finding this thread entertaining.


Airforce
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 03:30 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/01/06 03:47 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by WorldTour:
Originally posted by ElKy:
i think this thread is getting out of hand.

hey moderator....lock it up.





Lock it up? I'm finding this thread entertaining.




Do your job!!!!

PS I looked at a house merriman and Ford RO ADDDD! small house but nice garage which is all i care about


MapOfTaziFoSho
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 03:53 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

So is this chick coming for the golden showers next year or what?!



ElKy
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 03:54 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by MapOfTazi ohhh right:
So is this chick coming for the golden showers next year or what?!






she sur emade it sound like thats what she wanted.
haha


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/01/06 04:05 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day...

ok well if you noticed i dont care about my mud covered car, I havent washed it since ehhh september. Its a trooper. Anyways if you really didn't piss on my car then I'm sorry for coming on here and bad mouthing you, but if you did grow up!

Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/01/06 04:06 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day...

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
ok well if you noticed i dont care about my mud covered car, I havent washed it since ehhh september. Its a trooper. Anyways if you really didn't piss on my car then I'm sorry for coming on here and bad mouthing you, but if you did grow up!





Your kidding right? You hang out with them dewbs


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/01/06 04:06 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day...

I don't think I gave a reason for anyone to piss on my car, dude youre one of those womanizers I was talking about.

Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/01/06 04:08 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day...

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
I don't think I gave a reason for anyone to piss on my car, dude youre one of those womanizers I was talking about.




is womanizing a crime?


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/01/06 04:08 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

who the hell is kim?

theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/01/06 04:10 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Sir Elky it's not getting out of hand I appologized to you if you didn't do it, but now everyone is getting angry....but would you guys confront someone if they pissed all over your car? MMMMM HHHHHMMMMMMMMM!


Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/01/06 04:10 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
who the hell is kim?




do you answer what i post?


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/01/06 04:11 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day...

ROBERT Ima kill you! JERK! YOU ARE A LIAR I TOLD YOU I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT THIS!

MapOfTaziFoSho
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 04:11 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Does she realize that queen bee is synonomous with a b!tch?!



And I still don't see the womanizing in all this?!


LOL for 16 y/o chicks and myspace thuggin!

You take a stand against those big bad womanizers!


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/01/06 04:14 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

ok ill get you pictures right now robert Its f-ing sweet

theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/01/06 04:17 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

roberttttttttttttt

frenchblueC2
(Smurfette)
06/01/06 04:19 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
who the hell is kim?



gimme a dollah and I'll show you what Kimmay is all about.


CSVT1214
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 04:19 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Amber, you need to hang out here more often. This thread is fun!

RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 04:26 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
roberttttttttttttt




LMMFAO!!!!


Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Originally posted by theQUEENb:
who the hell is kim?



gimme a dollah and I'll show you what Kimmay is all about.





Dooooooo itttttttttt!!!! I did it


MapOfTaziFoSho
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 04:29 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by RawBurt:
Originally posted by theQUEENb:
roberttttttttttttt




LMMFAO!!!!


Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Originally posted by theQUEENb:
who the hell is kim?



gimme a dollah and I'll show you what Kimmay is all about.





Dooooooo itttttttttt!!!! I did it




1$ where was I...


WorldTour
(Back In Black)
06/01/06 04:32 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by RawBurt:
Originally posted by theQUEENb:
roberttttttttttttt




LMMFAO!!!!


Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Originally posted by theQUEENb:
who the hell is kim?



gimme a dollah and I'll show you what Kimmay is all about.





Dooooooo itttttttttt!!!! I did it




I got mine for free..


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 04:32 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by MapOfTazi ohhh right:
1$ where was I...




It was saturday night... Come on they made like 28 dollars or something


MxRacer
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 04:32 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by RawBurt:

I look 12... You look to be about 400 lbs... Its life deal with it.




but i can lose weight if i want to. you permanently look like a little kid.

don't you have recess you need to go on or something? i hear tetherball is your favorite game!


frenchblueC2
(Smurfette)
06/01/06 04:33 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by MapOfTazi ohhh right:

1$ where was I...



I believe you were off with the metrosexuals, hamming it up on karaoke and dancing all your cares away.



RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 04:38 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by MxRacer:
Originally posted by RawBurt:

I look 12... You look to be about 400 lbs... Its life deal with it.




but i can lose weight if i want to. you permanently look like a little kid.

don't you have recess you need to go on or something? i hear tetherball is your favorite game!




Rawburt aging>Dave losing weight


MxRacer
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 04:41 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by RawBurt:

Rawburt aging>Dave losing weight




rawburt being part of a seven man sausage fest with one apparently lonely girl < pretty much anything.


hetfield
(Scourge of the Master Debaters)
06/01/06 04:43 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Originally posted by MapOfTazi ohhh right:

1$ where was I...



I believe you were off with the metrosexuals, hamming it up on karaoke and dancing all your cares away.






Pete, my dollar got me alcohol and a show. So nyah!


Pole120
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 04:58 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by hetfeild:
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Originally posted by MapOfTazi ohhh right:

1$ where was I...



I believe you were off with the metrosexuals, hamming it up on karaoke and dancing all your cares away.






Pete, my dollar got me alcohol and a show. So nyah!




My 5$ got me alcohol and a BETTER show


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:00 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day...

trust me I know my role

Goonz SVT
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:01 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by MapOfTazi ohhh right:
Does she realize that queen bee is synonomous with a b!tch?!



And I still don't see the womanizing in all this?!


LOL for 16 y/o chicks and myspace thuggin!

You take a stand against those big bad womanizers!




LOL


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 05:02 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day...

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
trust me I know my role






frenchblueC2
(Smurfette)
06/01/06 05:04 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day...

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
trust me I know my role



then get in the kitchen and make me a pie AND a sammich
NOW


Pole120
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:05 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Originally posted by theQUEENb:
trust me I know my role



then get in the kitchen and make me a pie AND a sammich
NOW




EXTRA CHEESE!

Was the old sammich thread in CI? That was a riot

Gotta love a woman demanding a pie AND a sammich...Kim, you rule.


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:06 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

EDIT: NWS pics in link

there ya go boys...don't get 2 jealous!


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:09 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day...

I don't cook. I don't clean. I don't work.

Pole120
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:09 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day



You wouldn't happen to be 18 would you? I make plenty for both of us


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:14 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

actually I'm turning 20 on 06-06-06

MxRacer
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:15 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day




i can see why you'd be mad if someone pissed on that fine, fine vehicle of yours.


frenchblueC2
(Smurfette)
06/01/06 05:15 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

this thread should be retitled to:
Newb Attention Whore meets Longtime Attention Whore



RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 05:17 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Newb Attention Whore




Pretty much sums it up


Goonz SVT
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:17 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
actually I'm turning 20 on 06-06-06





oh snap! thats when "The Omen" comes out

hey im 20


WorldTour
(Back In Black)
06/01/06 05:17 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
this thread should be retitled to:
Newb Attention Whore meets Longtime Attention Whore






Done!


Pole120
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:18 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
actually I'm turning 20 on 06-06-06




Super Duper! 21...i win



Pole120
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:21 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by MxRacer:
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i186/theQUEENb_photos/Friends002.jpg


This is why women shouldn't drive





Womanizer!!!!




theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:22 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

thats right i love attention...are you usually the attention whore around here and you're mad because you dont have the spot light right now? Well here take it....

Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/01/06 05:22 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

THis thread needs more pics of her

theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:25 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

hey hey hey I know how to drive if you noticed its my rear end thats messed up and just to let you know ive been hit 3 times getting $1200 in total thats worth more than more car...so i love my car....

KingpinSVT
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:26 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Her and Rob must have been friends for a long time!



Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/01/06 05:27 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
hey hey hey I know how to drive if you noticed its my rear end thats messed up and just to let you know ive been hit 3 times getting $1200 in total thats worth more than more car...so i love my car....




Ill hit ya from behind LOL


Goonz SVT
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:27 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Decepticon:
THis thread needs more pics of her








KingpinSVT
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:28 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Her myspace was posted a while ago, foo!

WorldTour
(Back In Black)
06/01/06 05:28 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by KingpinSVT:
Her and Rob must have been friends for a long time!





Originally posted by forum rules:
This is not a porn or sex forum. Any topics that remotely relate will be deleted. Posting photos of barely clothed men and women is not permitted. There are those who could be fired from their job if a coworker/boss saw such photos onscreen. This can happen accidently and unintentionally if the reader is unsuspecting. All topics with such pictures will be deleted and the poster will be warned. Further abuses will be met harshly.


LOL

Pole120
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:29 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Decepticon:
Originally posted by theQUEENb:
hey hey hey I know how to drive if you noticed its my rear end thats messed up and just to let you know ive been hit 3 times getting $1200 in total thats worth more than more car...so i love my car....




Ill hit ya from behind LOL




Your too late, i called it first!


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 05:29 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by KingpinSVT:
Her and Rob must have been friends for a long time!
http://img447.imageshack.us/img447/4461/lttkids2kr.png




WTF Thats not me... Thats her brother.


Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/01/06 05:30 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by RawBurt:
Originally posted by KingpinSVT:
Her and Rob must have been friends for a long time!
http://img447.imageshack.us/img447/4461/lttkids2kr.png




WTF Thats not me... Thats her brother.




You probably are her brother!


KingpinSVT
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:31 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Well you both 'rep your citay' with the same single arm raise

xchang
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:31 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Pole120:
Originally posted by RawBurt:
This post needs less biiatching! And more pics of the Amber! w00t!!1!




Agreed

Send me your e-mail address and i'll send it out tonight.

~Josh




You best be shipping out to me too.


todras
(I have no life)
06/01/06 05:31 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by KingpinSVT:
Her and Rob must have been friends for a long time!





LMFAO! Actually that pic of Raw was taken lest year. That's a different girl in the pic as she is about 4 years old.


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 05:31 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by KingpinSVT:
Well you both 'rep your citay' with the same single arm raise




Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, thats great. But seriously not me.


todras
(I have no life)
06/01/06 05:33 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

This thread ownz on the owning.

Pole120
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:33 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by xchang:
Originally posted by Pole120:
Originally posted by RawBurt:
This post needs less biiatching! And more pics of the Amber! w00t!!1!




Agreed

Send me your e-mail address and i'll send it out tonight.

~Josh




You best be shipping out to me too.




I didn't actually, i'll send it tonight toyou as well....it's really dark tho, no light on that digi-cam. I know Elky got footage of it as well.


MapOfTaziFoSho
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 05:34 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Damn, this is a perfect example of why I am not on msypace, but it rocks nontheless!

xchang
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:35 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by WorldTour:
I got mine for free..




Not better than me and Todd's showing on Thursday night? Right virgin?


MxRacer
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:39 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by todras:

LMFAO! Actually that pic of Raw was taken lest year. That's a different girl in the pic as she is about 4 years old.





lmfao!!! once again...



KingpinSVT
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:40 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Uh oh. . . . .

RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 05:41 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Ha ha... why am I starting to get bashed because of this thread?

Pole120
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:41 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Right click....save as....and now come's either the lock, or the removal of a pic..........

MxRacer
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:42 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

"don't forget to cup the balls!"

theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:46 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

hahahahahah!

Goonz SVT
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:48 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by todras:
This thread ownz on the owning.




thats some intense ownage!


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:48 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

myspace is the coolest!

Goonz SVT
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:49 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

rawburt your not on myspace?


Pole120
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:49 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
myspace is the coolest!




No, Elky is the coolest....


frenchblueC2
(Smurfette)
06/01/06 05:49 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by RawBurt:
Ha ha... why am I starting to get bashed because of this thread?



you brought her here. It's all YOUR FAULT!


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 05:50 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Originally posted by RawBurt:
Ha ha... why am I starting to get bashed because of this thread?



you brought her here. It's all YOUR FAULT!





I sure DIDN'T, why in gods name would I bring her here?

Originally posted by Goonz SVT:
rawburt your not on myspace?





That is correct... CEG is my hangout.



theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:52 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

no he didnt i had to confront someone

Pole120
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 05:53 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Back to work for me....too bad i have to miss out on the fun Looking forward to checking back on this thread lata...

theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/01/06 06:01 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

well I have to go shopping for my birthday present...

todras
(I have no life)
06/01/06 06:02 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Must be rough buying for yourself. You're friends and parents must really not like you.

hetfield
(Scourge of the Master Debaters)
06/01/06 06:04 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Pole120:
Back to work for me.




Heh. Hehe. Hahahahaha! Bwahahahahahahhahahahah! Cut it out man, you're killing me


ElKy
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 06:38 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Pole120:
Originally posted by theQUEENb:
myspace is the coolest!




No, Elky is the coolest....




Hell Yeah!!!



Stazi
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 06:52 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

that was a bit over the line...

Rara
("Absolut Rara.")
06/01/06 07:12 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
no he didnt i had to confront someone




let me guess, you had to do it to get closure?


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 07:17 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

This is one of those threads that instead of being locked should just be deleted FORRR-EVVVV-VARRRRRRR

Goonz SVT
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 07:24 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

this makes no sense, you wanted to confront somebody but it took you 2 weeks to do that?

Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/01/06 07:36 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by RawBurt:
This is one of those threads that instead of being locked should just be deleted FORRR-EVVVV-VARRRRRRR




Like your penis soo you don't have any rejects to pollute this world


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 07:46 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Har har, seriously how did this thread turn into a Steeda/ Mx vs. Rawburt battle? Its so much better when you two bicker...

Mx: At least I dont live in my aunts basement!

Steeda: At least I dont live in a purple house... or something other

Mx: Go make on of your, "I'm leaving, I've had too much" threads

End


MxRacer
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 07:51 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by RawBurt:
Har har, seriously how did this thread turn into a Steeda/ Mx vs. Rawburt battle? Its so much better when you two bicker...





hey, aren't there some social situations you should be avoiding?


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 08:06 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by MxRacer:
Originally posted by RawBurt:
Har har, seriously how did this thread turn into a Steeda/ Mx vs. Rawburt battle? Its so much better when you two bicker...





hey, aren't there some social situations you should be avoiding?




Dont you have a mustang site to hang out on??? You know this is a contour site? Or did the fumes from the mustang leaking fuel get to you?


Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/01/06 08:15 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by RawBurt:
Originally posted by MxRacer:
Originally posted by RawBurt:
Har har, seriously how did this thread turn into a Steeda/ Mx vs. Rawburt battle? Its so much better when you two bicker...





hey, aren't there some social situations you should be avoiding?




Dont you have a mustang site to hang out on??? You know this is a contour site? Or did the fumes from the mustang leaking fuel get to you?




What are you doing at 3am? cuase i figured ill be bored maybe ill come scare the [censored] out of your little gangsta punk ass


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 08:19 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Decepticon:
Originally posted by RawBurt:
Originally posted by MxRacer:
Originally posted by RawBurt:
Har har, seriously how did this thread turn into a Steeda/ Mx vs. Rawburt battle? Its so much better when you two bicker...





hey, aren't there some social situations you should be avoiding?




Dont you have a mustang site to hang out on??? You know this is a contour site? Or did the fumes from the mustang leaking fuel get to you?




What are you doing at 3am? cuase i figured ill be bored maybe ill come scare the [censored] out of your little gangsta punk ass




Sure come on over, and bring those brakes cause I want them. And stop being an ethug, you know I'm not gangsta or any of that stuff. Becuase if I was, you would've more then likely not hung around me, let alone came in my room at SZ... Cause I'da bust a cap in yo a$s!1!! Foo0o


MxRacer
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 08:23 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by RawBurt:

Dont you have a mustang site to hang out on???





i could, but with you here, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. anti-social sausage loving wanna-be gangster fish, that is.


Tourige
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 08:25 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Thread of the Year

RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 08:26 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Meh

Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/01/06 08:31 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by MxRacer:
Originally posted by RawBurt:

Dont you have a mustang site to hang out on???





i could, but with you here, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. anti-social sausage loving wanna-be gangster fish, that is.





LOL OHH MY GOD im seriously peeing my pants



RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/01/06 08:42 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

This is my 20th post in this thread today!!! I've Thanks for the entertainment Dave and Jason. I'm going home now.

MxRacer
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/01/06 08:46 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by RawBurt:
This is my 20th post in this thread today!!! I've Thanks for the entertainment Dave and Jason. I'm going home now.




no problem. tell your sister i said hi!


Barge
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/01/06 10:29 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by RawBurt:

Sure come on over, and bring those brakes cause I want them. And stop being an ethug, you know I'm not gangsta or any of that stuff. Becuase if I was, you would've more then likely not hung around me, let alone came in my room at SZ... Cause I'da bust a cap in yo a$s!1!! Foo0o




I believe it was you that cowered like a little girl when I believe I threatened to kill you if you came in my room.... So bring it on Cap master.

As for QueenB... she needs to know her role and bring me a sandwhich and some beer when I fly back this saturday...


Frosty
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/02/06 01:08 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Originally posted by theQUEENb:
who the hell is kim?



gimme a dollah and I'll show you what Kimmay is all about.





BK4293
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/02/06 02:31 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Frosty:
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Originally posted by theQUEENb:
who the hell is kim?



gimme a dollah and I'll show you what Kimmay is all about.








I lost manya dollar to the lovely ladies.......but I gots da video!!!!!!!!

QueenWannaB, I believe it was you that acted all snotty when you pulled up.......But I hope you stick around, you seem interesting....very, very interesting.....


Pre98
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/02/06 02:39 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Frosty:
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Originally posted by theQUEENb:
who the hell is kim?



gimme a dollah and I'll show you what Kimmay is all about.








Actually, I know what kimmay's all about, she just doesn't remember I mean what uh yeah


CSVT1214
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/02/06 02:47 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Gr8 Po0ntour:
Originally posted by Frosty:
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Originally posted by theQUEENb:
who the hell is kim?



gimme a dollah and I'll show you what Kimmay is all about.








Actually, I know what kimmay's all about, she just doesn't remember I mean what uh yeah




Bildo, remember the fun we had with them at the bathroom? LMAO!

Hotel guests looking at us like we are on crack.


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/02/06 03:24 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

i was j/k, but you guys were making fun of my car...yeah I know its junk but I drive it so I kinda took it to heart a little bit...

MLuko
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/02/06 03:29 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
i was j/k, but you guys were making fun of my car...yeah I know its junk but I drive it so I kinda took it to heart a little bit...




I'm an autobody tech. I'll fix your rear end right up


Pole120
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/02/06 03:32 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Tour4reak:
Originally posted by theQUEENb:
i was j/k, but you guys were making fun of my car...yeah I know its junk but I drive it so I kinda took it to heart a little bit...




I'm an autobody tech. I'll fix your rear end right up




And i'll [censored] it up all over again


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/02/06 03:42 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by xchang:
Originally posted by WorldTour:
I got mine for free..




Not better than me and Todd's showing on Thursday night? Right virgin?




theres nothing wrong with virgins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/02/06 03:47 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by todras:
Must be rough buying for yourself. You're friends and parents must really not like you.





no no i get money...i do the shopping


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/02/06 03:49 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Goonz SVT:
this makes no sense, you wanted to confront somebody but it took you 2 weeks to do that?




i didnt find out until saturday


Pole120
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/02/06 03:51 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

psssst.....you can reply to multimple people in one post.

theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/02/06 03:54 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Pole120:
psssst.....you can reply to multimple people in one post.




sorry im new to all of this...


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/02/06 04:12 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by WRX Barge:
Originally posted by RawBurt:

Sure come on over, and bring those brakes cause I want them. And stop being an ethug, you know I'm not gangsta or any of that stuff. Becuase if I was, you would've more then likely not hung around me, let alone came in my room at SZ... Cause I'da bust a cap in yo a$s!1!! Foo0o




I believe it was you that cowered like a little girl when I believe I threatened to kill you if you came in my room.... So bring it on Cap master.

As for QueenB... she needs to know her role and bring me a sandwhich and some beer when I fly back this saturday...





turkey or ham?


MLuko
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/02/06 04:14 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Pole120:
Originally posted by Tour4reak:
Originally posted by theQUEENb:
i was j/k, but you guys were making fun of my car...yeah I know its junk but I drive it so I kinda took it to heart a little bit...




I'm an autobody tech. I'll fix your rear end right up




And i'll [censored] it up all over again




I was talking about the car

the other rear end would be different


BK4293
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/02/06 04:29 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Tour4reak:
Originally posted by Pole120:
Originally posted by Tour4reak:
Originally posted by theQUEENb:
i was j/k, but you guys were making fun of my car...yeah I know its junk but I drive it so I kinda took it to heart a little bit...




I'm an autobody tech. I'll fix your rear end right up




And i'll [censored] it up all over again




I was talking about the car

the other rear end would be different




What are you talking about...you don't even know what she looks like cause you couldnt make it!!!!

She does look good though shhhhhhhhh!


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/02/06 04:32 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

you guys i would like to appologize for being rude...i hope y'all dont hate me....

Y2KSVT
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/02/06 04:50 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
you guys i would like to appologize for being rude...i hope y'all dont hate me....




I hate you. I hate you for turning, what seemed to be 15 normal guys, into complete leg humpers. A girl comes into the forum and boners are flying everywhere. Have fun though, I go for classy chics.

Mark


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/02/06 05:02 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

i think i just got poked in the eye...yikes

Tourige
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/02/06 05:03 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
you guys i would like to appologize for being rude...i hope y'all dont hate me....




And like a classic woman she returns to her natural position of being a little [censored] and cowering down to her superiors.. Hahaha


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/02/06 05:10 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

want me 2 kiss your feet 2?

Pole120
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/02/06 05:19 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
want me 2 kiss your feet 2?




Feet wasn't the first thing i had in mind.....but it's a start i guess...


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/02/06 05:20 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

am I on sexsearch.com or contour.org?

Barge
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/02/06 05:31 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
Originally posted by WRX Barge:

As for QueenB... she needs to know her role and bring me a sandwhich and some beer when I fly back this saturday...





turkey or ham?




Turkey... and Newcastle


theQUEENb
(New CEG\'er)
06/02/06 05:34 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

K check would you like a bud lite with that sir?

GrooveNerd
(Veteran CEG\'er)
06/02/06 06:06 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day



Marty


GrooveNerd
(Veteran CEG\'er)
06/02/06 06:10 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

...And, as the owner of the neighboring SVT referenced in this incident, I'm glad to hear that every effort was made to prevent errant pee from coming into contact with any vehicles.

Marty


Barge
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/02/06 06:52 AM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by theQUEENb:
K check would you like a bud lite with that sir?




I said Newcastle... for this to work you're going to have to pay attention.


Stazi
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/02/06 01:09 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

You think she knows what Newcastle is?

Man, there is too much leg humping going on here - especially considering that it seems she's a virgin - so all you horny bastids need to go rub one out and quit dreaming.

My guess - if she saw a schwanz she'd probably run away screaming.


CSVT1214
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/02/06 01:16 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Stazi:
Man, there is too much leg humping going on here - especially considering that it seems she's a virgin - so all you horny bastids need to go rub one out and quit dreaming.





If you hadn't been with a girl in a decade or two, you would be leg humping too.


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/02/06 01:24 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Stazi:
You think she knows what Newcastle is?

Man, there is too much leg humping going on here - especially considering that it seems she's a virgin - so all you horny bastids need to go rub one out and quit dreaming.

My guess - if she saw a schwanz she'd probably run away screaming.






Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/02/06 01:36 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

You would be a virgin to if you hung around rawbutt and his friends

BTW: I have the Cure for that virgin thing


Stazi
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/02/06 01:39 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

gonorrhea is a disease dumbass, not a cure!

Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/02/06 01:41 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Stazi:
gonorrhea is a disease dumbass, not a cure!




Damn the doctor said it was something everyone had. [censored]!


WorldTour
(Back In Black)
06/02/06 01:43 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Stazi:
gonorrhea is a disease dumbass, not a cure!




OMG, I just shot coffee out of my nose... LMFAO!


MapOfTaziFoSho
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/02/06 01:43 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Stazi:
gonorrhea is a disease dumbass, not a cure!





LMFAO!

ya Jason get her this she'll love u for it!



Pudmunkie
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/02/06 01:46 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
Originally posted by theQUEENb:
you guys i would like to appologize for being rude...i hope y'all dont hate me....




I hate you. I hate you for turning, what seemed to be 15 normal guys, into complete leg humpers. A girl comes into the forum and boners are flying everywhere. Have fun though, I go for classy chics.

Mark




Classy like that one chick you told me about that does "films" now huh


Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/02/06 01:46 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day



RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/02/06 01:48 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Decepticon:
You would be a virgin to if you hung around rawbutt and his friends




A picture is worth a thousand words


Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/02/06 01:53 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

How unoriginal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Keep trying


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/02/06 02:01 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

You know what else is unoriginal... gangsta! antisocial!!! bla bla!! BLA!

I doubt you get much "action" Thats a face only a mother can love... Or I suppose in your case an aunt? Or wait, that doesnt work either, thats why shes got you crammed in the basement...


MapOfTaziFoSho
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/02/06 02:06 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by RawBurt:
You know what else is unoriginal... gangsta! antisocial!!! bla bla!! BLA!

I doubt you get much "action" Thats a face only a mother can love... Or I suppose in your case an aunt? Or wait, that doesnt work either, thats why shes got you crammed in the basement...




If the anti-social thing is old then why are u advertising it!?


Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/02/06 02:06 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Ohh? Interesting for a few reasons

#1 My aunt doesn't have a basement
#2 Im with my GF like 6 out of 7 nights
#3 I've been with far more females than your anti-socail ass has ever even talked to.


If you don't like being called anti socail then talk once in a while. don't like being called gangsta then where WHITE PEOPLE CLOTHS


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/02/06 02:15 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Decepticon:
#1 My aunt doesn't have a basement
#2 Im with my GF like 6 out of 7 nights
#3 I've been with far more females than your anti-socail ass has ever even talked to.


If you don't like being called anti socail then talk once in a while. don't like being called gangsta then where WHITE PEOPLE CLOTHS




1. No basement, fine. Still need to move out... Too old
2. Congrats... Me too! I thought that comes along with the whole relationship thing?
3. Most likely, I've never really been single...
4. I dont talk much, especially when I think the person is a d-bag... wink wink
5. My clothes are whiter then rice tard!

Lets not make a day out of this again, I actually need to get some things done at work here, unlike you...


Y2KSVT
(Addicted CEG\'er)
06/02/06 02:19 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Pudmunkie:
Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
Originally posted by theQUEENb:
you guys i would like to appologize for being rude...i hope y'all dont hate me....




I hate you. I hate you for turning, what seemed to be 15 normal guys, into complete leg humpers. A girl comes into the forum and boners are flying everywhere. Have fun though, I go for classy chics.

Mark




Classy like that one chick you told me about that does "films" now huh




It's not film. It's still-photos, and it's an art!

Mark


MapOfTaziFoSho
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/02/06 02:21 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

OMFG THIS IS KNEE SLAPPING FUNNAY!

Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/02/06 02:22 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by RawBurt:
Originally posted by Decepticon:
#1 My aunt doesn't have a basement
#2 Im with my GF like 6 out of 7 nights
#3 I've been with far more females than your anti-socail ass has ever even talked to.


If you don't like being called anti socail then talk once in a while. don't like being called gangsta then where WHITE PEOPLE CLOTHS




1. No basement, fine. Still need to move out... Too old
2. Congrats... Me too! I thought that comes along with the whole relationship thing?
3. Most likely, I've never really been single...
4. I dont talk much, especially when I think the person is a d-bag... wink wink
5. My clothes are whiter then rice tard!

Lets not make a day out of this again, I actually need to get some things done at work here, unlike you...




Let me know when you pay 24k a year most of it out of your pocket to go to school then you can inform me on what i should and shouldn't be doing K?

Dating people from the short bus must give you a huge choice of hotties

And when you wear then stupid ass winter hats with the little brim that alone equals gangsta!


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/02/06 02:27 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Your not going to win

Originally posted by Decepticon:

Let me know when you pay 24k a year most of it out of your pocket to go to school then you can inform me on what i should and shouldn't be doing K?




Get a real job then, one that provides benifits including tuition reimbursement... Kind of like me

Originally posted by Decepticon:
Dating people from the short bus must give you a huge choice of hotties




Ask Stazi about some of the girls I've been with. I saw your last hottie

Originally posted by Decepticon:
And when you wear then stupid ass winter hats with the little brim that alone equals gangsta!




Oh thats so thug'd up, keeping your ears warm and all. Honestly I acquired that from snowboarding.


CSVT1214
(Hard-core CEG\'er)
06/02/06 02:28 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by GrooveNerd:


Marty




I'm joining Marty on this one.


MapOfTaziFoSho
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/02/06 02:29 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by SVT4STD:
Originally posted by GrooveNerd:


Marty




I'm joining Marty on this one.




Ditto!


Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/02/06 02:35 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Not going to win?

Umm MGIB ever hear of that? a real job? ya i make like twice what you make soo try again, and i have my own shop and interest free loans


Who was my last hottie Kristen?



They do make hats for white people without the stupid little lip. Incase you didn't know


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/02/06 02:38 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

You're falling apart

Jason FTL!


Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/02/06 02:45 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Ya seems like it....


The more I talk to you the more I realize that you should have been aborted. Just soo you know


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/02/06 02:49 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

Originally posted by Decepticon:
The more I talk to you the more I realize that you should have been aborted. Just soo you know




Why becuase I called you out for being an extreme E-jackarse?! My actions are a mirror image of you daily, you dont like it? It bothers you? Annoying maybe? Well now you know what everyone else goes through. Stop crying little baby, i'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Can we still be friends?


frenchblueC2
(Smurfette)
06/02/06 02:54 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

how about take your nonfunny bickering to pm's.
pooheads

If you don't, you'll get teabagged.


Steeda.
(Captain Impound Boy)
06/02/06 02:56 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

WHo the [censored] is crying???? Sorry little man but it takes alot more than you to get under my skin. Try to remember who I am.

Im not some 19yr old kid.


and as far as e-jackass trust me you take the cake!


RawBurt
(Hard-core CEG'er)
06/02/06 02:57 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

How about we lock/ delete this thread, it was a joke from post #1

BTW, Jason and I arent being serious Kim.


WorldTour
(Back In Black)
06/02/06 02:57 PM
Re: A tribute to the jerk who almost ruined my day

OK, the recent posts have taken the entertainment completely out of this post... it's done.


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