Sz quotes thread

[blu_fuz]

Officer:
"Can someone please clean the giant penis off the parking lot?"






Waitress:
"I'm not impressed.....


wait, what, whoa - I am impressed! Can I get a picture of that?"

[D.Acker]

ZoomZoomDiva to blu_fuz "You're cute and all, but your not my type, I don't do married."

[svttour]

"Comma no space"

Waitress:
"I love miami" "You're the nicest guy I've had so far"

Me:
"Joe grab as many ppl as you can and come to the room"

Joe:
"What?"

Me:
"Joe grab as many ppl as you can and come to the room"

Joe:
"Whate are you talking about?"

Me:
" Not now man just do it!"

Joe:
"Its too late man hes right next to me"





Joes phone: " chica chica OH!"

[svttour]

ZoomZoomDiva to blu_fuz "You're cute and all, but your not my type, I don't do married."

you didnt hear my reply...

"Thats good to know"

[svttour]

Me going in to get a beer

Me walking outside with my beer

Me getting a text from Joe
"grab me 2 coors please"

Me yelling to Joe
"Im already back outside"

[svttour]

Me talking to my wife on the phone in spanish at 8:30am

fogarty,john: " WTH is going on dont kill me!"

[blu_fuz]

Sam:
"pppppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiipppppppppppppppppppppppp"


Me:
"Did you record that?"






LUCA:
"You like my hooker nails?"

Me:
"Yeah!" (takes picture with phone of Luca's nails)

LUCA:
"Did you just take my picture?"

Me:
"Yep, don't worry - I didn't show your face."

[todras]

"Did you just take my picture?"

Me:
"Yep, don't worry - I didn't show your face."

hahahaha!