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best car ever invented?

Lets just lock this post up and forget the OP even started it. Ford Contour would be very very very low on the list of best cars ever built.
 
strangely attracted

strangely attracted

Like moths to a zap light. Because you are attracted doesn't mean you should go there.

Its transportation.
 
Found on Road Dead


but anyway, Im quite fond of old Ferraris, aka daytona, gto...

best car EVER though? damn thats hard, bugatti veyron is up there in my book. :shrug:
 
Fix Or Repair Daily is more accurate.

I jumped from the pan and into the fire when I bought the XJ.

They weren't kidding when they said "Just Empty Every Pocket."

So I know the XJ isn't the best vehicle ever. :laugh:
 
Alright, I got some of the best definitions of what a True F.O.R.D is... Enjoy. :D


Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over Read Directions
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Fords Only Run Downhill
Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
Fork Over Repair Dough
Found On Road Dead
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
F___ Obsolete Racing Device
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Falling Off: Rusty Door
Fault Of R&D
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Often, Repair Daily
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Fond Of Resonating Decibels
Foot On Road Decelerates
For Only Redneck Drivers
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Found On Redneck's Driveway
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
F___ Out-Right Dangerous
 
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Seriously though I'd put my geo metro higher on the list then the contour. besides the horrible rust its damn reliable and way simpler to work on...oh and parts are much cheaper.
 
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