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    i think i would have shot the chick!
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    women are ruthless like that
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    OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
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    he probly tried teabaggin her
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    It takes 10 stitches to close a 4"-5" gash? Something isn't adding up.
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    Not the visual I need on a Monday Morning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by todras View Post
    It takes 10 stitches to close a 4"-5" gash? Something isn't adding up.
    I thought the same thing! And seriously, 4"-5" gash in your scrotum? Would you even have a scrotum after that kinda tear?

    Needless to say, I'd be sitting in a jail cell with a torn sack, after I cut her head off.

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    That ***** was swinging at the cops too! Pepper spray rules!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KSVT View Post
    I thought the same thing! And seriously, 4"-5" gash in your scrotum? Would you even have a scrotum after that kinda tear?

    Needless to say, I'd be sitting in a jail cell with a torn sack, after I cut her head off.

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    after that i would still have at least 8" of scrotum left!
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    Splash a little cold water on it, and that 4"-5" gash shrinks down to about 2.5". Now your 10 stitches should work! LOL

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