Zipper down

[todras]

A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down, and his fly wide open.

His secretary walked up to him and said, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?"

This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled.

When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood.

He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.

When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?"

The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No, Boss, I didn't. All I saw was a Mini with 2 flat tires."

[todras]

Here's another...

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."

Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"

The man exclaims, "Damn -- this thing must be an hour fast!"

[bishop375]

Forwarded on to co-workers.

Good stuff!!

[T.O_SHO]

Good stuff indeed, especially the second one...

[ElKy]

Forwarded on to co-workers.

Good stuff!!

ditto!!!!!

[BloodyTomFlint]

ditto!!!!!

Yep!

I can't just answer with yep? The message has to be 10 characters? That seems odd...

[beyondloadedSE]

haha, the 2nd one is great.

[LUCA]

Good ones.

[Lord Stanley]

LOL, both of those were wicked funny

[striker2]

LOL, both of those were wicked funny

Holy Old Thread.