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Memorable quotes of 2014

zoomzoomdiva: "So now that I met you and your brother, are your other brothers as hot?"




Me: 'Yo Sam, you feel me?'
(Ass grabbed)
Zoomzoomdiva: 'Yep! You pretty much told me to do it'
 
Someone is sure hanging alot of pictures on the wall.

Grab your dick and double click the internet is for porn.
 
Look!!! There's a homeless woman!! Throw her a jai alai!!!(super crappy beer we had to choke down and couldn't get rid of)

"I got two monster stickers on my car. You guys can laugh at me if you want. I have a street glow sticker too"
"Yeah, we laughed at that too"
 
Me-"Im going to go take a leak"
Shawn-"Ok"
Shawn's phone gets a text
"Im taking a crap this bathroom is really clean
 
Joe "Does anyone have any lubricant"
The majority of people "we left it back at the hotel"
Joe "I used some tranny fluid to lubricate"

Justin "What type of tranny"
 
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