Come See Elky do Impressions of Us All

[ElKy]

i decided last night that i want to change my last name.
How does Mike Schmackaho****** sound?
i think it sounds sweet!!!
hehe

 

[RespectTheContour]

Schmackaho******...isnt that french?

 

[ElKy]

i dont know what it is but it sounds like some type of nationality.
hehe

i am tired.....

and sick....

HA!
i am tired and sick!
ok....i suck

 

[RespectTheContour]

you sound like you're sick and tired of being sick and tired elky, haha

 

[ElKy]

yup and yup.

i am actually kinda dizzy too.
been staring at line after line of part numbers all day and i think my lines have crossed.

"Wanna Go for a RIIIIIIDEEEE?"
i dont know it just popped into my head.

 

[ElKy]

[FrenchblueC2] well, maybe you should get some sleep and drinky fluids[/fbc2]

 

[ElKy]

[JD]that sucks meng, but if it makes you feel any better i almost cut off a toe today[/JD]

 

[ElKy]

[jsmith]i like the new name, it reminds me of this time when i changed my name to pick up this chick..she touched my pepe[/jsmith]

 

[ElKy]

[Brapple]you are wierd[/brapple]

 

[ElKy]

thanks jay...was she hot?

 

[ElKy]

[gooniegoogoo]Its because i am brown, isn' it?[/gooner]

 

[ElKy]

[cobra] no goonz, its because you smell like curry[/cobra]

 

[ElKy]

[CSVT214212142121242]dude you're strange, you need svt parts![/tony]

 

[ElKy]

haha...goonerz is brown and curry..does that make him brurry?

 

[ElKy]

[jsmith] yeah she was hot!!! if you are sick try drinkin some tea with a drop of round up in it, that stuff kills everything!![/jsmith]

 

[ElKy]

shut up you!
just cuz your bangin a hot dominican doesnt make you special!

ok maybe it does...

 

[ElKy]

[kimmah]mmmmmm dominican chicks.....droooll[/kimmer]

 

[ElKy]

so haroon did you get any last night?

 

[ElKy]

[haroon] well you see.....BOOYAHHHHH...she ended up PIIMB....it wasnt pretty...[/Haroon]

 

[ElKy]

[cobra]elky, you are losing it...go get some sleep[/cobra]