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ghent96
10-24-2007, 04:11 AM
2000 Mercury Mystique, black with tan interior, LS 2.5L V6, ATX, stock so far except for a new stereo system - self amp'd, mp3/wma CD-R/RW capable. She's my second, after totaling the first in a freakishly sudden and strong thunderstorm with high winds. 80k miles.

195/60/R15 Michelin Harmony ...and for the moment wouldn't put anything else on my or my wife's car! They're safe, quiet, long-wearing, and traction to defeat any situation. Ice, rain, snow, dry, cold, hot - ANYTHING.

My Mysti is a bit sickly lately:

fuel mileage is dropping, only 23. Used to be 25 avg. Sadly, I've never gotten above that.
EGR, IAC, PVC have all been clogged or beyond cleanable, some twice.
One problem with dirty gas/fuel tank before.
One problem before with not starting all day long on a cold-ish spring day on a lower tank of gas.
Check Engine light is always on for some reason or another, usually crap reasons, so I've pretty much ignored it for a year or 2.

Currently - fuel pump is dead, very costly fix :/ +560$ was the quote. I'm sure there's more things lurking.

Wishlist - SVT the Mysti, add turbo, fix all the tiny sun-cracks in tail lights, replace 'foggy' old headlights, new speakers, maybe some window tint. Window tint is tough to get it looking classy and natural, not poser-ish, toolish, or just downright stupid. Hood scoop/intake following the natural lines. Tan lateral pinstripe to replace the current grey one.

PS - Contour sucks.
PSS - ...so does the Mercury "Mistake"

...seriously, who are we kidding? I'm despondent...
These are grandma cars! Seriously, that's what Ford originally intended them as. They suck. They're not well engineered for the most part. The window and glass space is way too long, high, and disproportionate to the height and width of the body. Why? So grandma's can see out!

There's some really crap components. The V-6 engine compartment is possibly the most cramped and dense object in the known universe next to neutron stars. The rear fold-down seats while allowing access to the total width of the trunk, DONT FOLD DOWN ALL THE WAY due to the rear seat cushions underneath them. There's not a full size spare. Fricking VW puts a full size spare on the Jetta, a smaller car, but Ford can't figure it out on the Contour/Mistake.

The bumpers are notorious for sagging, the paint notorious for peeling, the sunroofs notorious for breaking, sticking, leaking. There was a recall on the coolant reservoir for most model years because they didn't position the fluid sensor correctly, and the recall didn't even fix anything.

At least the Mystique has a cooler looking body and hood than the Contour. Contour body sucks. Sucks hard. So does SVT by extension.

I love my little Mysti, with her wheelbase that's the same or longer than a Taurus! HA! One good thing about the car. Probably the only good thing.

...but I hate Ford. I will never buy another Ford, Merc, Linc. Their design officially sucks, and is unoriginal. They copycat everyone else. There's nothing new, nothing good, nothing rational, nothing aesthetic, nothing well priced, nothing quality. Ford is definitely the worst off of the Big 3 US automakers. Idiots even discontinued the Taurus, only to bring it back 2 years later looking exactly like the Ford 500... which of course no one bought. No one is buying the Fusion or Focus either, because for the teens/college people Kia/Hyundai's are cheaper, the BMW 325 is cooler, and the Civic/Corolla/Scion are higher quality and hipper.

Ford SUCKS! ...but I love my Mysti.

RawBurt
10-24-2007, 09:37 AM
You son need to take a step back from the keyboard. Bipolar much?

rouar
10-24-2007, 09:40 AM
Wishlist - SVT the Mysti, add turbo, fix all the tiny sun-cracks in tail lights, replace 'foggy' old headlights, new speakers, maybe some window tint. Window tint is tough to get it looking classy and natural, not poser-ish, toolish, or just downright stupid. Hood scoop/intake following the natural lines. Tan lateral pinstripe to replace the current grey one.

35% tint is not poserish. My SVT had 35% on fronts and 20% on rears and it looked gorgeous .. the only reason I ripped it off is because it is very illegal in this state.

PS - Contour sucks.
PSS - ...so does the Mercury "Mistake"

...seriously, who are we kidding? I'm despondent...
What brings you to a Contour ENTHUSIAST site then??
These are grandma cars! Seriously, that's what Ford originally intended them as. They suck. They're not well engineered for the most part. The window and glass space is way too long, high, and disproportionate to the height and width of the body. Why? So grandma's can see out!
This has been debated time and time again. I'm personally glad the elderly had such an excellent car to drive. My former elderly neighbors had a 99 SE Sport and I couldn't think of a better car for them.
As for the windows, sounds like you're comparing to the Chrysler 300 or other new cars with stupidly-tiny (and IMO disproportionate) windows you can barely see out of. Compare to any other car during the Contour's era (1995-2000) and show me tiny windows from then.
There's some really crap components. The V-6 engine compartment is possibly the most cramped and dense object in the known universe next to neutron stars. The rear fold-down seats while allowing access to the total width of the trunk, DONT FOLD DOWN ALL THE WAY due to the rear seat cushions underneath them. There's not a full size spare. Fricking VW puts a full size spare on the Jetta, a smaller car, but Ford can't figure it out on the Contour/Mistake.
Not going to argue. There are some flaws (as every car has) of course. Not sure why you demand a full-size spare though, I've never used one for more than a day to get to a tire repair center.
The bumpers are notorious for sagging, the paint notorious for peeling, the sunroofs notorious for breaking, sticking, leaking. There was a recall on the coolant reservoir for most model years because they didn't position the fluid sensor correctly, and the recall didn't even fix anything.
Bumpers sagging is primarily SVT ... Paint peeling???? I've never heard of this??? ... Sunroof issue is a gear, which is not Contour specific ... sensor is a frickin easy fix (overfill the coolant) ...

At least the Mystique has a cooler looking body and hood than the Contour. Contour body sucks. Sucks hard. So does SVT by extension.
Again, why are you on a Contour enthusiast site. If this is your INTRODUCTION post then I cringe to see what you have to say later.
I love my little Mysti, with her wheelbase that's the same or longer than a Taurus! HA! One good thing about the car. Probably the only good thing.

Not sure what stats you looked up ... Contour wheelbase is ~106 inches, Taurus (of same generation) is ~108 .... and the overall length of the cars are pretty different (183 vs 197) ...

...but I hate Ford. I will never buy another Ford, Merc, Linc. Their design officially sucks, and is unoriginal. They copycat everyone else. There's nothing new, nothing good, nothing rational, nothing aesthetic, nothing well priced, nothing quality. Ford is definitely the worst off of the Big 3 US automakers. Idiots even discontinued the Taurus, only to bring it back 2 years later looking exactly like the Ford 500... which of course no one bought. No one is buying the Fusion or Focus either, because for the teens/college people Kia/Hyundai's are cheaper, the BMW 325 is cooler, and the Civic/Corolla/Scion are higher quality and hipper.

I'm seeing a BUNCH of Fusions and Tauruses on the roads these days. I don't like the Fusion either but people are buying them. The Taurus is actually surprising to me considering how large it is, but is quite a nice vehicle especially when priced against its competition. As much as I love the BMW 325, any budget-conscious person isn't buying one new.

Ford SUCKS! ...but I love my Mysti.

Welcome to the Ford Contour Enthusiasts Group. :rolleyes:

BAD SVT
10-24-2007, 01:28 PM
Wishlist - SVT the Mysti, add turbo, fix all the tiny sun-cracks in tail lights, replace 'foggy' old headlights, new speakers, maybe some window tint. Window tint is tough to get it looking classy and natural, not poser-ish, toolish, or just downright stupid. Hood scoop/intake following the natural lines. Tan lateral pinstripe to replace the current grey one.

PS - Contour sucks.
PSS - ...so does the Mercury "Mistake"
if u hate SVT so much, why is it on ur wish list? According to ur post, anything SVT should repel u.


At least the Mystique has a cooler looking body and hood than the Contour. Contour body sucks. Sucks hard. So does SVT by extension.
Not true. The only thing i'll give the mystique over the tour is the hood.


...but I hate Ford. I will never buy another Ford, Merc, Linc. Their design officially sucks, and is unoriginal.

Then don't spend any mony on ur mystique.

Seriously tho, i hope u've gotten out all u wanted off ur chest. U're in a ford enthusiast website dude. comments like these especially from a noob isn't gonna get good responses. Oh, yeah, one more thing... welcome to CEG ;)

AliasJerk
10-25-2007, 12:45 AM
Ford is lowest of the 3 auto makers?

Uhh, is that why car and driver said that Ford's quality raiting is number 1 of the 3 auto makers? Is that whyt he fusion gets better raitings from indenpendent parties than Camry or Accord, and is cheaper? Is this why Ford's Duratec V6 made ward's top engine list for 3 years running? Then made it again when the 3.5L version came out?

Check your fact before you go on an enthusiast forum and start spewing out random BS, I hope to god if you stick around you pull your head out of your ass and read a little more before you start to ignorantly post. If not... here comes another HitmaninMI

98SVTC
10-26-2007, 11:43 PM
...seriously, who are we kidding? I'm despondent...
Daft, more like.

These are grandma cars! Seriously, that's what Ford originally intended them as. They suck. They're not well engineered for the most part. The window and glass space is way too long, high, and disproportionate to the height and width of the body. Why? So grandma's can see out!Outward visibility is always near the top of most people's want list so what's your beef? The car cuts through the air pretty efficiently relative to competitors offerings as well.

There's some really crap components. The V-6 engine compartment is possibly the most cramped and dense object in the known universe next to neutron stars. At least the Mystique has a cooler looking body and hood than the Contour. Contour body sucks. Sucks hard. So does SVT by extension.
And the European Mondeo too, by extension??? I'd say that more than grandparents were/are driving this chassis worldwide. Clearly you don't appreciate the car so if you are more enthusiastic about some brand X machine, feel free to be on your way. :idea:
Karl

cnewton44
10-27-2007, 12:55 AM
* WTF Is your problem?

* Why dont you get your codes checked rather than complain about the CEL being on? :troutslap:

* Why bother mentioning the nickname "Mistake"? We have heard it all.

* I love how the glass set-up is in my car. Maybe adjust your seat? Derrr

* The reason the engine compartment is tight is because its supposed to be. These cars werent designed for engine compartment size. They were designed for trunk and cabin space. Derrr.

* Why do you need the seats to fold down "All the way" anyways?

* Why do you NEED a full size spare. Dont run over things that will make your tire go flat.

* If you hate ford so much, why do you own one and why the hell are you on here complaining about it?


Idiot.

As others have said, I hope you take your head out from your rear.:nonono: