what size sub fits in a mooses rectum?

[elcontouro]

wondering how large a sub i could put in without blowing the crap out of it,i was also thinking about mounting some bose surround sound on the antlers any suggestions would be greatly appreciated

[CarpePoon]

Ritalin is to be taken by mouth, not crushed up and through the nose. Read the directions next time.

[getsum111]

Rittilin is to be taken by mouth, not crushed up and through the nose. Read the directions next time.

LOL @ Carpepoon. :laugh: :laugh:

[CEM Rider]

looking to increase your post # or ruin ur rep?

[Judge]

looking to increase your post # or ruin ur rep?

whats wrong with pimpin his moose? You got something against mooses? they need love and pimpin too...man...




Dude...if you use enough System Jo I think a 15 will fit....

[dnewma04]

If you have a mooses rectum available, why would you need a subwoofer?

[elcontouro]

are you saying it should be used like the gm tsunami setup,i'm just not very knowledgeable about the inner workings of a mooses rectum hopefully honkeytonkmonkey will give us his opinion apparently he's a bit of an expert

[Judge]

are you saying it should be used like the gm tsunami setup,i'm just not very knowledgeable about the inner workings of a mooses rectum hopefully honkeytonkmonkey will give us his opinion apparently he's a bit of an expert


Monkey uses them for reasons other than lsitening to......don't ask him...its ugly...

[Honkeytonk Monkey]

According to my calculations, the way a moose rectum works is as follows:

Air enters the collector scoops on the front of the animal, there are three scoops, the nose holds two and the mouth is the third. Now, for fuel the moose eats a steady diet of vegetation, so much like vegetarians, they are unhealthy and smell bad. This fermenting vegetation in thier stomachs mixes with the air brought in by the intake scoops.

What occurs next is a trade secret, only to be shared with other moosesses. The result however is far from a secret, as it produces the ultimate bass note, known simply as FART. Capable of attaining SPL levels that rival the launch of a rocket, or my mom when she used to yell down the stairs to tell me I was late for dinner. Jesus you think a 38 year old man needs to be reminded it's dinner time? Damn I hate my parents I wish they'd just die already so I can have some money. Jerks.

The End.

[Rayn]

Damn I hate my parents I wish they'd just die already so I can have some money. Jerks.

The End.

You know they have therapy for that type of thing....

[elcontouro]

to funny monkeyboy, i was going throu my wedding album and for some reason i had your drawings in there just blew me away again i should post them,you still drawing and doing animation? by fart do you mean funnel action reverb tube and is that like a bazzoka tube? what about the bose antler speakers is that the best option or should i go to unique autosports and let reme and the other geniuses build me something custom.the end

[elcontouro]

You know they have therapy for that type of thing....
he's just kidding about wanting his parents to die he already killed them they're in the freezer

[Judge]

he's just kidding about wanting his parents to die he already killed them they're in the freezer

parents...its whats for dinner

[Honkeytonk Monkey]

to funny monkeyboy, i was going throu my wedding album and for some reason i had your drawings in there just blew me away again i should post them,you still drawing and doing animation? by fart do you mean funnel action reverb tube and is that like a bazzoka tube? what about the bose antler speakers is that the best option or should i go to unique autosports and let reme and the other geniuses build me something custom.the end

Maybe I'll have your Moose "stolen" and get it done up on Overhaulin. We can dub it the "Foose Moose"

I can't wait!

I still draw, but not as much anymore. I only draw what the voices tell me to, and latekly they've been more interested in having me rape farm animals than drawing pictures of me raping farm animals... wierd huh?

I like the patterns on napkins, they make me feel happy as I wipe the blood off my face :)

The End.

[elcontouro]

well monkeyboy last time you borrowed my moose it came back a loosemoose so i'm sure a loosefoosemoose would be better,i already had reme at unique chrome the antlers he used tinfoil he just amazes me with his talent.you are still one of the funniest most broken headed persons i've never met in my life.if i was gay and you weren't into the beastiality i'd date you,oh on second thought no i wouldn't if i had a gay friend i'd hook you up with him then i wouldn't have to worry about ending up in the freezer with your parents and could still hang out with your undermedicated brilliance.the end